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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jan 2017

    Doctors Warn That Only 1 In 20 Americans Deserves A Good Night’s Sleeppic.twitter.com/vEByu24ZTu

    6:41 PM - 15 Jan 2017
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      2. Friedrick_Wolfgang‏ @Lord_Wulfgang 16 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @GriffinJHill you don't deserve sleep. Coward

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      3. Griffin Hill‏ @GriffinJHill 16 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Lord_Wulfgang @TheOnion

        enough with the fat shaming

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      4. Friedrick_Wolfgang‏ @Lord_Wulfgang 16 Jan 2017
        Replying to @GriffinJHill @TheOnion

        it's because deep down in my soul I'm a fat boi myself

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Duke9555‏ @duke9555 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Buy MYPillow

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      2. Chase Thurman‏ @chasethurman 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is why I don't need sleep that much and you sleep way more than you deserve too @MichaelFlynnH @TheOnion

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      3. Michael Hawkins‏ @MichaelFlynnH 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @chasethurman @TheOnion

        Yea because I'm a GOOD PERSON

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      4. Chase Thurman‏ @chasethurman 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @MichaelFlynnH @TheOnion

        nah you're at the very most in the 3.2 hrs category

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      5. Michael Hawkins‏ @MichaelFlynnH 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @chasethurman @TheOnion

        I'd say I'm somewhere in between food service worker and dust bowl farmer.

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      1. Mr. Poking Man‏ @mr_pokingman 16 Jan 2017
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        that 95% have lot of responsibilities..

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      1. mmt‏ @mmtmmt2014 15 Jan 2017
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        what's the name of the song in the video, please?

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      1. Lucius Opimius‏ @LuciusOpimius 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sarcasm? I'm sure nobody actually thinks you 'deserve' less sleep because of your occupation (within reason)

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      1. Deborah Lincoln-Stra‏ @tomorrowsgirl 15 Jan 2017
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        lol

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      1. corystheshit‏ @thecaptain_cory 15 Jan 2017
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        @alexisroyce9000

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      2. bello suleiman‏ @ajansuleiman 15 Jan 2017
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        is good for my body and make body good

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      1. Nerdy McNerd‏ @bleudog13 15 Jan 2017
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        I would've estimated less.

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      1. Paul Patzer‏ @PPATZER 15 Jan 2017
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        Work on subject/verb agreement.

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      1. Amer‏ @dkidamer 15 Jan 2017
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        lol primetime

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      1. Scott Wittie‏ @Scott_Wittie 15 Jan 2017
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        oh onion. You're why I came back to twitter.

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