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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jan 2017

    Trump Unveils Exclusive Double Platinum–Level Press Room For Only Select Few Journalists http://trib.al/gWgAxvW pic.twitter.com/QwFqhCdZsq

    3:08 PM - 15 Jan 2017
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      1. Thom Baguley‏ @seriousstats 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JPdeRuiter

        When did @TheOnion stop doing parody?

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      1. Phyllis Tebo‏ @phyllis_tebo 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ImpactDemocracy There goes freedom of press. @realDonaldTrump wants state run press. No critism of Trump #CryBaby

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      2. Tommy‏ @thomasav 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this satire?

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Dan‏ @AdvancedLoser 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @thomasav

        no

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Miss Red‏ @Steph0697 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BauervanStraten so Rossiya 1, Fox and Breitbart will have the room all to themselves.

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      1. JohnDoe‏ @JohnDoeWisc 15 Jan 2017
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        The line gets more blurred every day!

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      1. Ben W Dorwin‏ @benwdorwin 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion Don't give him ideas.

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      1. Richard Serkey‏ @aufrichtig40 16 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @pvesterbacka

        There's even a few urinals on the side table to accommodate an aging bladder.

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      1. Arielle‏ @ariellewastaken 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that's funny

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      1. Sara G‏ @egwenesvg 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It would be funnier if it weren’t true

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      1. Paul Sinclair‏ @PaulSin23511593 16 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        let me guess which 'news' media will be invited.............hmmmmm

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      1. Jeffrey W. Hills Gab jwh@santahaters‏ @JeffreyWHills1 16 Jan 2017
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        an musical chair game is in play...

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      1. Thomas O'Brien‏ @ThomasMBOBrien 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Glam

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      1. Mandy‏ @Carolinafinley 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        everyone gets a gold leaf thank you note that says "Thank you for peeing here." #SNL

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      1. david burdge‏ @davidburdge1 15 Jan 2017
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        THE @washingtonpost IS THE SAME PRESS ROOM

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      1. Vitor M Ferreira‏ @vitferr 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        better: Trump Unveils Exclusive Double Platinum-level no crony-press tweeter team office!

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      1. Cameron Oz‏ @crobin28 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lmao! This would not shock me at all. @realDonaldTrump will see this and probably do it! Haha!

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      1. Robert Jarman‏ @rpjarman11 15 Jan 2017
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        CNN will get their own private press room in a dark corner of the White House basement.

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