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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jan 2017

    Mike Pence Vows To Cut Conservation Funding After Discovering Elk Don’t Mate For Life http://trib.al/8Cv8SqL pic.twitter.com/HTv86rzRs8

    12:46 PM - 15 Jan 2017
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      1. Duckdong‏ @duckdonger 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        just wait till he hears about gay penguins !

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      1. Jeff Creech‏ @CreechJeff 15 Jan 2017
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        Those immoral creatures, but some, I assume are good people.

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      2. Arleen 🇺🇸‏ @ArleenFarina 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump doesn't mate for life either. Is this the loophole we hv been looking for to get rid of him?

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      2. Bill7000‏ @BillCar62820023 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pence is against everything including ACA/civil rights/ the LGBT community and now Conservation TRUMP/Pence RENOUNCE

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      1. Randy_Indy‏ @Randy_Indy 15 Jan 2017
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        #donaldtrump thinks #pence is smart, smart, so smart! See why people in #Indiana didn't want him here, but not in DC! Was "Rigged"

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      1. Jackie Wong‏ @JackieWL808 15 Jan 2017
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        @ChrisCuomo scary thing is, I wouldn't be surprised if it were true.

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      1. A Loose Cannon‏ @ALooseCannon1 15 Jan 2017
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        Brilliant

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      1. ◌SYD◌‏ @elextricseal 15 Jan 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/yDLhm0Inq2

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      1. Glenn Sutton‏ @GASTides 15 Jan 2017
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        yet he refuses to give #PardonKeithCooper a Pardon. Has all his Priorities out of Whack!

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      1. David R. Colton‏ @paws1948 15 Jan 2017
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        Given this man delusional approach to his version of morality not so far off.

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      1. Paul White‏ @PMWofYork 15 Jan 2017
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        Why does this NOT seem like fake news!

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      1. Theodore‏ @ElTedChuck 15 Jan 2017
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        Since when did @TheOnion steal legit news? Wait….https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/820733823201804291 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Mike Pence Vows To Cut Conservation Funding After Discovering Elk Don’t Mate For Life http://trib.al/8Cv8SqL  pic.twitter.com/HTv86rzRs8
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      2. Bj Bednarski‏ @FoxytailRedhead 15 Jan 2017
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        LMBO!!!😂😂This statement is so ridiculous.

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      1. Lavavdelady‏ @lavandelady 16 Jan 2017
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        omg ..doesn't he hv anythg bettter to do . I mean really Elk ,come on ! I challenge you to repel #OBAMACARE

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      1. Elizabeth H Callison‏ @parentingpeacef 16 Jan 2017
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        Oh No, not the Elk!!!!

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