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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jan 2017

    What Compromising Information Does Russia Have On Donald Trump? http://trib.al/AkyCSrK pic.twitter.com/dKT2P55P8j

    10:24 AM - 15 Jan 2017
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    • Paul Berry i guess kyglo 𝓤𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓱𝓲𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼 Michael Utt Maria Llerret Dustin Betterly Mehdi.Rezaei Karamjeet
    30 replies 70 retweets 183 likes
      1. Nova ☆ 👻 💀 🎃‏ @13thAesthetic 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The onion articles are starting to sound far too real and it's frightening 😂

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      1. justDessert‏ @rgpetzer 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All of the above. And I thought the onion was supposed to be satire

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      2. Michael Utt‏ @mcu216 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know your country's in deep sh*t when actual articles and Onion articles are pretty much the same...

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Majestic Monochrome‏ @forwardspots 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @mcu216 @TheOnion

        or you learn media is just a big joke

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Michael Utt‏ @mcu216 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @forwardspots @TheOnion

        Your profile picture is the only joke here.

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      5. Majestic Monochrome‏ @forwardspots 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @mcu216 @TheOnion

        zing

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Chad M. Blanton‏ @Chad_Blanton 15 Jan 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/naQjqbZjTt

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      1. Angela Hamade‏ @heyaries1981 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ross was @realDonaldTrump 's favorite "Friend"

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's smooth down there?

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      1. Gecko‏ @Geckos21 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the source for FAKE NEWS !!

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      1. Paul Cornelius‏ @thunderingjove 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not sure, but the source was his weave.

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      1. Michael Utt‏ @mcu216 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The sad part is that most of these things are true

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      1. Whitlock David‏ @dkwhitlock1 15 Jan 2017
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        Small hands,etc..........

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      2. PuckYou‏ @sheas5 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        : Ivanka is Barron's mother.

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      3. PeggyA‏ @DearAnn831 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @sheas5 @TheOnion

        Say What!?? You are making a Good Point!!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Traitors Will Hang!!!‏ @Aurum420 15 Jan 2017
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        Donnie's just giving oral gratification to Vlad-the-Hacker on the millions he borrowed from him and cannot repay...

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      2. Kenny Burns‏ @KB_ISaidBoourns 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let me guess? They know he is a bloviating badger headed fuckweasel?

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      3. Alistair Hogg‏ @alihogg 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @KB_ISaidBoourns

        thanks for the follow. Luv ya lots.

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