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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jan 2017

    How Republicans Plan To Repeal And Replace Obamacare http://trib.al/bLomVc9 pic.twitter.com/OgLaUIqwil

    8:02 AM - 15 Jan 2017
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    • Angie Mason Jacob Olivares 𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙷𝚎𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚗 JubyDoobyDoo🐕👻👻 NY Yankees Apologist Heather Ludlam Alyson Greene cole 👻 courtney
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      1. Disturbelage‏ @Decervelage 15 Jan 2017
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        This no longer qualifies as satire. This is prognostication.

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      1. Traitors Will Hang!!!‏ @Aurum420 15 Jan 2017
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        Repugnant Party plan reduces cost burden by euthanizing the infirm, handicapped & those with major illnesses at no charge

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      2. A D Bryan‏ @ADZMB15 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What with? Firing squads?

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      1. Die Hardliberal‏ @wiljune1966 15 Jan 2017
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        Republicans policies are a Joke.Try helping people sometime.Damn I hate the Racist Right

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      1. Thrillbilly‏ @shawna_hodge 15 Jan 2017
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        You guys slay me

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      2. amanda‏ @AmandaJames41 15 Jan 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/gJynhhNEpU

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      1. Peg‏ @pegheldhostage 15 Jan 2017
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        Really, there's a plan?

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 15 Jan 2017
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        Kentucky must be so proud of Mitch. Bet he knows every word to "Dixie" by heart.

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      1. Kathy Gehres‏ @kathygehres 15 Jan 2017
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        if the people have to do without healthcare so should they our tax dollars should no longer pay for their healthcare

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      1. Tom Shelby‏ @tome1020 15 Jan 2017
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        "Do you have a plan??" I don't have a plan!! " Do you have some ideas???" Don't have a clue but we will repeal it anyway!!

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      1. Master Ka‏ @MasterKa2 15 Jan 2017
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        Plan? Plan? We don't need no stinking plan..................

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      1. Augi‏ @augischmitz 15 Jan 2017
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        Make it Romneycare replacement simple or Medicare for All Trump benifits

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      1.  🎃Bibbedibooo 🎃‏ @Bibbedibob 15 Jan 2017
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        way too real

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      1. Harry‏ @hcello 15 Jan 2017
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        Wow the 2 gutless wonders in the same picture. They voted for Trump but have no idea what to expect.

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      1. Phil Bishop‏ @Phil4Florida 15 Jan 2017
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        Shiot Howdy, that's genuinely funny

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      1. Stephanie Palmer‏ @palmer1619 15 Jan 2017
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        heard it this AM - it's trash

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