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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Jan 2017

    Report: More Women Quitting Their Jobs To Pursue Lying Face Down On The Floorpic.twitter.com/kS6AvFGoSr

    1:23 PM - 14 Jan 2017
    • 1,581 Retweets
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    • Siji310 Davod Nematpour Megan DiBattista gwen Hope Greg Dames And she is and Björk is His Prophet 🦇 hannah 🦇
    51 replies 1,581 retweets 2,892 likes
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      2. laurel‏ @laurelz 14 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        . @TheOnion @itsok2bdumbntwr Forgive me for having this, @caperthebard, but I stare at it every day.pic.twitter.com/DpI8ZLkOIj

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      4. laurel‏ @laurelz 14 Jan 2017
        Replying to @DamageNoted

        🙃

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      1. Prince Techno‏ @Geek_Prince 14 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        these women are brave warriors doing what we only wish we had the courage to do! <3

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      1. Daedalus Of Maze‏ @DaedalusOfMaze 14 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you spend all your time lying down you're only getting a subset of the full @DaedalusOfMaze experience! FYI @TheOnion @IsotopeRadical

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      1. Leila Walsh‏ @LeilaWalsh8 14 Jan 2017
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        @rtraister Why bother with bullet glass ceiling when floor is readily accessible.White guys will complain have to step over you.

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      1. Rebekkah Porter 🐝‏ @RebekkahPorter 14 Jan 2017
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        @martinoxon These women are living the dream for all of us. Most of us can only lie face down on the floor on weekends/holidays.

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      2. Belinda Stahl‏ @bestahl 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @memwilfong 😂

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      1. Carolyn Fernandes‏ @Carohlinn 14 Jan 2017
        Replying to @PradnyaW @TheOnion @daredevilakshay

        Wow! I'm not the only one

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      1. Lorelei Armstrong‏ @fusepark 14 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Goddamn tile.

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      2. Against_all_Auds‏ @Audsidol 14 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ROFLMAO . . . but why the end part? Man bashing distracts from the humor. #justsaying

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      3. Julie Forever‏ @JulieGrassley 14 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Audsidol @TheOnion

        uhh, no that was perfect, probably factual

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      4. Against_all_Auds‏ @Audsidol 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @JulieGrassley @TheOnion

        maybe factual but not funny . . . not to me

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      1. tesair lauve‏ @TesairL 7 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ADeWittauthor

        Love this!

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      1. I Am Michael Bach  🇨🇦‏ @MichaelXXXBach 16 Jan 2017
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        Love you guys & gals 😂👍 @Michael78372976

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      1. Michelle Judd-Elam‏ @26melam 14 Jan 2017
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        I need to know who the girl at 11 seconds is!!! She is my actual doppelgänger!

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      1. Cockbot9000‏ @ALX_combs 14 Jan 2017
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        @maddeyk1

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      1. Tim‏ @ShirtLooksGood 14 Jan 2017
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        @FrenchyLexi

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