. @TheOnion @itsok2bdumbntwr Forgive me for having this, @caperthebard, but I stare at it every day.pic.twitter.com/DpI8ZLkOIj
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. @TheOnion @itsok2bdumbntwr Forgive me for having this, @caperthebard, but I stare at it every day.pic.twitter.com/DpI8ZLkOIj
these women are brave warriors doing what we only wish we had the courage to do! <3
If you spend all your time lying down you're only getting a subset of the full @DaedalusOfMaze experience!
FYI @TheOnion @IsotopeRadical
@rtraister Why bother with bullet glass ceiling when floor is readily accessible.White guys will complain have to step over you.
@martinoxon These women are living the dream for all of us. Most of us can only lie face down on the floor on weekends/holidays.
Wow! I'm not the only one
Goddamn tile.
ROFLMAO . . . but why the end part? Man bashing distracts from the humor. #justsaying
uhh, no that was perfect, probably factual
maybe factual but not funny . . . not to me
Love this!
Love you guys & gals 
@Michael78372976
I need to know who the girl at 11 seconds is!!! She is my actual doppelgänger!
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