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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Jan 2017

      Transition Team Assures Public Trump Has Too Many Conflicts Of Interest To Favor Any Specific One http://trib.al/cIOCZpU pic.twitter.com/su82VasHUR

      60 replies 3,031 retweets 5,157 likes
      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Jan 2017

      Incoming Trump senior advisor @KellyannePolls: http://trib.al/Eitcwae pic.twitter.com/YNyGWRE28D

      3:38 PM - 13 Jan 2017
      • 380 Retweets
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      • Dave Johnson fucking savage Lola is Tired Spy Rosser NY Yankees Apologist Sienna Guillory Pierre-Simon Laplace jonathan jeanette
      34 replies 380 retweets 728 likes
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        2. Matt‏ @HorizonsOne 13 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          @DisneyFanNJ it’s bad when I can’t tell if this is satire or not

          2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
        3. Captain Rex‏ @HanSoLow77 13 Jan 2017
          Replying to @HorizonsOne @TheOnion

          Maybe this was really CheetoDick's end goal, to put The Onion out of business.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        4. Heather‏ @heatherw25 13 Jan 2017
          Replying to @HanSoLow77 @HorizonsOne @TheOnion

          no one can make up things more ridiculous than what is happening

          0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
        5. End of conversation
        1. &rew‏ @leebsoutloud 13 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I cannot believe the irresponsible BUFFOONS at @TheOnion were allowed to publish such a terrible piece on @realDonaldTrump. Fake News!

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        1. alex, but scary‏ @alexandseed 13 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          i wish she were smart enough to say something like that but this seems too advanced for a skeletor like her

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        1. ChickenTendos  🌈‏ @ChickieNugs 13 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          that sounds like something she would actually say with no sense of irony.

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        1. TheSeeker‏ @TheSeekerFN 13 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Are you finding it much more difficult to come up with material recognizable as satire in the age of Trump?

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        1. Jennifer Walkup‏ @JennWalkup 13 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @UncarvedBlockHd

          Hahahaha!

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        1. Mission To Europa 🌊‏ @mission_europa 13 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          that's not satire unfortunately

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        1. Who What Why?‏ @WhoWhatWhyCast 13 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          The Onion fake Kellanney Conway is comprehendible and cogent. Real Kellyanne Conway is not.

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        1. TheBourbonBarker‏ @BourbonBarker 15 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          Who wouldn't trust @realDonaldTrump? #BlindTrustOrTrustingBlindly? https://bourbonbarker.com/2017/01/13/trumping-ethics/ …

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        1. Elaine Wiley‏ @ElaineWiley14 15 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          sorry honey, but he's already proved he's morally and ethically bankrupt.

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        1. JoAnne Sparrow‏ @SparrowJoanne 14 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          Smellyanne Cuntway

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        1. linda wilson‏ @LindawWilson 13 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          blah blah blah she will say anything nothing she was Cruz manager degrading trump tells you a lot

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        2. Kerry Foster‏ @KerryFoster2 13 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @dsfpspacefl1ght @KellyannePolls

          Okay, seriously? I mean, did she really say that?

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        3. David S. F. Portree‏ @dsfpspacefl1ght 14 Jan 2017
          Replying to @KerryFoster2 @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          You know, I could easily see her saying it. But it *is* The Onion.

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        1. Amy Black-Cox‏ @Blac_cox 13 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          The words ethical and integrity can hardly be used to describe the #toadus!

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        1. Barbara E Fuller‏ @soonerdreams 13 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          @MNettiePalmer You're as Big a Liar as Trump Kellyanne! Burn In Hell with him & Vlad!#NotMyPresidentEver

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