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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Jan 2017

    Trump Unveils Exclusive Double Platinum–Level Press Room For Only Select Few Journalists http://trib.al/8KsSxh3 pic.twitter.com/6AHAM22VCz

    12:45 PM - 12 Jan 2017
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      1. Arleen 🇺🇸‏ @ArleenFarina 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trouble is this may happen. Trump is going to make your job very challenging. His reality is satirical.

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      2. Kyle Bailey‏ @KyleBailey10 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        room in the back for a paid cheering section.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Resi - #bridges‏ @Resi_classen 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @KyleBailey10 @TheOnion

        They are called *Bravado Men*

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. She's Drinking Candy Corn Tea‏ @cerpintaxman 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds like something he'd legitimately do.

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      1. Baka Karasu 烏‏ @BakaKarasu 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @IntelOperator

        Applause is of course required.

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      1. John G‏ @madhi19 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop giving him ideas... @TheOnion

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      1. Anne Macaulay‏ @Sailfish157 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Eykis

        I'm sorry, but there is just not enough gilt.

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      1. Kati‏ @Kati121314 12 Jan 2017
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        @joshgrobanpic.twitter.com/hOrsiYd8fW

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      1. Taran Berkeley‏ @Taranberk 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @joshgroban where's the Fox News logo?

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      1. Motivated Voter‏ @MotivatedVoter 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is satire? Even the picture looks legit in context to latest developments...🙄

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      1. Chris Luxford‏ @LuxfordC 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I assumed this was real, but then realised that it was The Onion.

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      1. Tom Rowe‏ @Ewormot77 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @realDonaldTrump Thank goodness for real news. #Chump&Putin

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      1. HotMonday99‏ @HotFriday00 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh,boy, @JoeNBC will <3 this!!!

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      1. Elsie tullis‏ @MccartyAnnette 12 Jan 2017
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        Is this legal? What happened to freedom of the press..? He is supposed to be president not king.... He works for us.

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      1. Kelly snow Mexican Palicki‏ @kpal65 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah, you really shouldn't give the ass any ideas.

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      1. Janet Angry Arrogant Democrat‏ @JanetThoma 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @yashar

        Sean Hannity, Bill O'reilly & plagiarizing Monica Crowley; his entire press corps. Everyone else reports "fake news"

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      1. Michigan Girl‏ @sparkette123 15 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Propaganda machien..now that is fake news..fake news.

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      1. michelle polk‏ @chelz70 13 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think there is two too many!!

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      1. Nancy Dingley‏ @1havenlane 13 Jan 2017
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        7.

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