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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Jan 2017

    Mike Pence Vows To Cut Conservation Funding After Discovering Elk Don’t Mate For Life http://trib.al/ImnzARd pic.twitter.com/jfNpka4c7e

    10:17 AM - 12 Jan 2017
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      2. Donald J. Trump‏ @reaIDoanIdTrump 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        FAKE NEWS! SO UNFAIR! Mike Pence has never discovered anything scientific. SAD!

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Mario Quezada‏ @wanderfullness 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @reaIDoanIdTrump @TheOnion

        Wow. You had me there for a minute.. Totally captured his style. Too bad...

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. 𝕋𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒 𝔸𝕝𝕖𝕩𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣‏Verified account @talexander 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How I love The Onion.

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      1. Jackie Wallace‏ @86753ohh9 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Those promiscuous fur bags! Lol just goes to show it is NATURAL!

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      1. Heather Foley Cook‏ @Cook34H 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        neither does Trump. He didn't care about that.

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      1. sami‏ @sami_kettner 13 Jan 2017
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        @haileysilv @adea_pristine @EmmaKeating11 is this N???

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And they lick each others butt-holes. They are definitely going to hell. Or Indianapolis.

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      1. brian f bailey‏ @bfb123456 12 Jan 2017
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        mcconnel ifflates throat pouch in show of dominance over stupid Taxpayerspic.twitter.com/3f7jgOYnzy

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      1. DeathBecomesMe® 💀‏ @DeathBecomes_Me 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Definitely could be a real headline

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      2. Norm Says Vote Nov 6th‏ @NormDGuerreIndy 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Graham_Robert

        yes, it's the Onion - but it sounds like him.

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      3. Robert Graham #BlueWave2018‏ @Graham_Robert 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NormDGuerreIndy @TheOnion

        I have friends in Indiana ... they were looking forward to being rid of him, and then the drumpf won ...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Norm Says Vote Nov 6th‏ @NormDGuerreIndy 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Graham_Robert @TheOnion

        exactly. never has 1 individual "failed up" in spite of himself. it's staggering.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. @PeggyBrava™ #Resist‏ @PeggyBrava 13 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ViewFromWise

        neither does Trumpster

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      1. Stephen Nisbet‏ @nisbetsj 12 Jan 2017
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        @rothben

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      1. David A. Robertson‏ @ritebrayn 12 Jan 2017
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        You could show this to all of Trump's disciples and they would believe it. There would be no cries of #fakenews from any of them.

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      1. Jon Andrew‏ @jonatha85725321 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        not just that, they sleep around every fall and have many partners-outrageous behavior that will stop in the Trump administration!

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      1. Nate Howard‏ @FischerCat 12 Jan 2017
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        @alexgrobz topical

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      1. Rex Schneider‏ @Waldenfrosch 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait till he finds out Geese (among others) mate for life with members of the same gender. He'd better speak to God about that.

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      2. kenlep44‏ @kenlep44 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @parisbob

        this has to be fake news.

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      3. Bob Paris‏ @parisbob 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @kenlep44 @TheOnion

        well it is The Onion (not fake, just dead on satire)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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