pretend you're dead
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as I did as a kid and brought them all home, 3 at a time.
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What if he keeps asking for his phone?
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@ColinCorneau You are ahead of the curve, Colin. - 1 more reply
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We should ask the rats and cockroaches to save us. They seem to know what to do.
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I always said, if humans blew up this planet, roaches, rats, mosquitoes and flies are gonna be the winners
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@brandoncjones I chose some foot fungus and I'm happy to say it's thrivingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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But don't grab pussies.
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This seems relevant to
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not sure my roommate is cool with that lol
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unless it's a pussy(cat)
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and then put them to work, replacing low-wage menial laborers threatening the very existence of the USA. Make possums great again!
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OK, I will start with Trump, Le Cage for him
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I found a trouser snake. Now what the heck am I supposed to feed the poor little guy?
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