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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Jan 2017

    World Wildlife Fund Urges Americans To Just Grab Whatever Animal They See And Try To Keep It Alive http://trib.al/wA2EkCN pic.twitter.com/ZWt2xCo5mL

    8:26 AM - 12 Jan 2017
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      1. Dev‏ @dev4stuff 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pretend you're dead

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      1. Michelle Legro‏Verified account @michellelegro 12 Jan 2017
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        @colindickey @MonsieurJKB Trying this.

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      1. Richard Stock‏ @RichardStock 13 Jan 2017
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        @sashajehy

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      1. Beeterz Wear, WE BEAT ODDS‏ @Beeterz_wear 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @krystynt

        as I did as a kid and brought them all home, 3 at a time.

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      1. Denise O'Beirne‏ @OBeirnekids 12 Jan 2017
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        What if he keeps asking for his phone?

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      2. Mamiya Man‏ @theMamiyaMan 12 Jan 2017
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        @ColinCorneau You are ahead of the curve, Colin.

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      2. Melissa Riofrio‏Verified account @MRiofrioPCW 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @adacosta @TheOnion

        We should ask the rats and cockroaches to save us. They seem to know what to do.

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      3. Andre Da Costa‏ @adacosta 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @MRiofrioPCW @TheOnion

        I always said, if humans blew up this planet, roaches, rats, mosquitoes and flies are gonna be the winners

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      1. John Reed‏ @JohnRee99906619 12 Jan 2017
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        @brandoncjones I chose some foot fungus and I'm happy to say it's thriving

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      1. Name Backwards‏ @BelangerJayson 12 Jan 2017
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        But don't grab pussies.

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      1. GrimdarkMark Spence 死‏ @marktspence 12 Jan 2017
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        This seems relevant to @AndyPriceArt 's interests... :)

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      1. matt‏ @rootstak 12 Jan 2017
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        not sure my roommate is cool with that lol

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      1. Lisa Marie‏ @lisamschultz 12 Jan 2017
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        unless it's a pussy(cat)

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      1. Duane Hawkinson‏ @Hawkinsond 12 Jan 2017
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        and then put them to work, replacing low-wage menial laborers threatening the very existence of the USA. Make possums great again!

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      1. DertyHarry‏ @charliecalley63 12 Jan 2017
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        OK, I will start with Trump, Le Cage for him

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      1. McStabby"meataxe"pants‏ @Stabbypants 12 Jan 2017
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        I found a trouser snake. Now what the heck am I supposed to feed the poor little guy?

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