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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Jan 2017

    U.S. Citizenry Admits It Could Kind Of Go For Charismatic Authoritarian Dictator http://trib.al/SytPFqo pic.twitter.com/YE0qySjRo6

    7:41 AM - 12 Jan 2017
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    19 replies 255 retweets 636 likes
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      2. Gregory J Wiens‏ @GregoryWiens 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I though the Onion was a Satire web site?

        2 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
      3. Ben Grapevine‏ @bengrapevine 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @GregoryWiens @TheOnion

        I think it's a news prediction website now -- this story originally came out in 2013

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Odysseus‏ @OdyReturns 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @LisaMartino18

        Wasn't that the whole point of Obama?

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      1. Rosemary LaColla‏ @RosemaryLaColla 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        YAY. No more burden of self health care with organic foods & gyms. We could finally lose ourselves in big blocks of govt cheese.

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        yeah duh we've had one for 8 years. Coup successful on Nov8.

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      1. Chris Robb‏ @chrobb 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Chris Robb Retweeted The Onion

        This one is a little too real. Not cool, @TheOnion!!https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/819569901631311876 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        U.S. Citizenry Admits It Could Kind Of Go For Charismatic Authoritarian Dictator http://trib.al/SytPFqo  pic.twitter.com/YE0qySjRo6
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      2. Andy Rankin‏ @arankin8 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We just had one.

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      1. Dustin Hiatt‏ @HiattDustin 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @LyddonB

        A little too close to reality to be comfortable. Sort of like the uncanny valley.

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      1. Markus Ewald‏ @Cygon4 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @promit_roy @TheOnion @aras_p When you reach the third paragraph on an Onion article before you notice that you're reading The Onion... :S

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      1. Sheila B‏ @Benedicta711 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad but becoming depressingly truer everyday #wakeUpSheeple

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      1. Stuart Ponder‏ @stuartponder 12 Jan 2017
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        Out of curiousity, what's the historical outlook for satirists under authoritarian regimes?

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      1. Miss A‏ @everyoneactdead 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        really tho, it's hard to feel bad for people so willingly getting suckered into Trump worship.

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      1. Christian American Man‏ @PhillipDWilson 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It did 8 years ago...

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      1. The Real Skeptic‏ @thereal_skeptic 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Here is funny ===> here is the onion ===>

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      1. Jason Meunier‏ @jm_meunier 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm leaning to a Richard Dawson-esque type, kind of a mix of his personas from "Family Feud" and "Running Man."

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      1. N B Beamer #Demforce‏ @shareitarie10 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @nanajude3 Cuz they've been "foxed" or #foxified

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      1. Kevin Kroger‏ @UrbanChefPHL 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and if he loves being pissed on, that's a double Dutch combo!!!

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