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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Jan 2017

    Obama Announces Plan To Store Nation’s Extra Stuff In Large Plastic Crate http://trib.al/3uZ7LbE pic.twitter.com/oNdQDbJkRr

    7:16 PM - 10 Jan 2017
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      2. russ  🏳️‍🌈‏ @Wyvcrn 10 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't think trump will fit in there :/

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      1. Who What Why?‏ @WhoWhatWhyCast 10 Jan 2017
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        Is the extra stuff legislative ethics, civic duty, and civil rights?

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      1.  👩🏽‍💻 🦄 🏳️‍🌈 🇯🇲‏ @jojosephs1992 10 Jan 2017
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        too soon

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      1. Dollars2Donuts‏ @Buylowdontsell 10 Jan 2017
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        That's one helluva box.

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 10 Jan 2017
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        it's transparent, so his admin records won't go in there.

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      1. Andrew H . Scorzelli‏ @ScoreSomeElli 10 Jan 2017
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        Oh dear God please say he's finally packing his shit and getting the hell out of our House!

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      1. Langhorne J Tweed‏ @BeatingMyHeads 10 Jan 2017
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        Will our national dignity fit in there? I mean, it's pretty small at the moment. And unlikely to get bigger anytime soon.

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      1. Ana Nymous‏ @AnaNymous2004 10 Jan 2017
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        can we put trump in there?

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      1. Susan Goldberg‏ @bassplayah 10 Jan 2017
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        Pretty sure you're going to need bigger crates

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      1. Outlaw Radio/Matt‏ @mistercigar 11 Jan 2017
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        Roy Innis (truly a brave humanitarian). Rest In Peace Sir.

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      1. Outlaw Radio/Matt‏ @mistercigar 11 Jan 2017
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        FUNNY!!

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      1. Yer Mom‏ @yermomofficial 11 Jan 2017
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        Sponsored by @ContainerStore.

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      1. pre-existing dem‏ @absinthe 11 Jan 2017
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        will keep items dry in case of flooding

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      1. Short-N-Snarky‏ @rbochnia66 10 Jan 2017
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        We're gonna need a bigger crate!

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      1. Random Spewforth‏ @RandomSpewforth 10 Jan 2017
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        Beanie babies. @TheOnion

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      1. James Polk‏ @Venus_Strand 10 Jan 2017
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        his greatest accomplishment

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      1. Daniel‏ @michaelsquints 10 Jan 2017
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        you guys haven't been funny for like three years. SATIRE SO JOKES BREH HEHEHE

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