is getting too real. My mom rnpic.twitter.com/f00Jz8Thrs
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honestly this is the perfect opportunity
I'd have to most qualified resume for this shit
that ending tho.... hahahaha
@monika_rybak it's u
9-5??! Who the hell is only working 9-5? Still, #ilikeit. Are the possibilities of promotion to laying face down on the bar?
@gyip Too real
@ggseibert
I already do this part time...might as well go full time.
@shannonwoodward It looks like the "Lying Face Down On The Floor" Challenge 
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