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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Jan 2017

    GOP Promises Americans Will Be Able To Keep Current Medical Conditions If Obamacare Repealed http://trib.al/C6NDfmR pic.twitter.com/WVZG5BiiRs

    11:49 AM - 9 Jan 2017
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@SpeakerRyan: The repeal of the ACA will in no way prevent patients from maintaining their existing medical issues. http://www.theonion.com/article/gop-promises-americans-will-be-able-keep-current-m-54995 …pic.twitter.com/dPUPBQefZ7

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      1. Utenzil‏ @utenzil 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "If you like your diabetes, you can keep it!"

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      1. Count Snaccula‏ @EhEhRon85 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The best part is that the GOP saves you all of those trips to the doctor!

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      1. Charlie Campbell‏ @pippenainteazy 9 Jan 2017
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        Chronic regret will be most common among GOPers

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      2. #bandwagonRedSoxfan‏ @locosfgfan 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hahahahaha had to read it twice

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      3. Pippi‏ @kellypnyc 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @locosfgfan @TheOnion

        so did I lol

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      1. Ryan Bauer‏ @Logan33dc 9 Jan 2017
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        this seems like a real article.pic.twitter.com/t3OsICiiks

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      1. Michael Whitehead‏ @Egalitare 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you guys are extremely clever, but THIS is superlative 👍🏽

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      1. Chad Riden, TN's next Governor‏ @ChadRiden 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        maybe a year ago I was drunk at @DinosNashville talking to one of your writers, saying I thought you'd gotten weak. My apologies.

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      1. Lexophile‏ @punwithwordz 9 Jan 2017
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        Touché!

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      2.  🇮🇹Antonio Bincoletto 🇺🇸‏ @Trackertracker2 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SmalltownTiki

        that still isnt pre existing condition that is existing condition its the pre existing condition that will screw us

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      3. Tiki Tina‏ @SmalltownTiki 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Trackertracker2 @TheOnion

        Oh yeah, those conditions. The ones that come with birth.

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      4.  🇮🇹Antonio Bincoletto 🇺🇸‏ @Trackertracker2 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SmalltownTiki @TheOnion

        no the ones you have before you try to get insurance and they say sorry don't have to cover you because GOP

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      5. Tiki Tina‏ @SmalltownTiki 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Trackertracker2 @TheOnion

        Sorry I knew what you meant. I shouldn't joke. I have family in that position and I just promised my son I'd pay!

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      1. #bandwagonRedSoxfan‏ @locosfgfan 9 Jan 2017
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        sounds good to me, I like my diabetes

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      1. eckscellent‏ @eckscellent 9 Jan 2017
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        how nice of them.

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      1. WV in TX‏ @WVinTexas 9 Jan 2017
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        lol yea. Their conditions. That's probably true.

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      2. Radzyyah Muhammad‏ @radzyyahaisha 9 Jan 2017
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        Ri-i-i-ight! ...and a snowball stands a chance of staying frozen in hell??? Uh-huh!!

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      4. Radzyyah Muhammad‏ @radzyyahaisha 10 Jan 2017
        Replying to @lokilovesyoupvt @lokilovesyou @TheOnion

        death visits us all -- count on it!

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