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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Jan 2017

    Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week http://trib.al/Et6Nelh pic.twitter.com/K85jTkBBC4

    7:42 AM - 8 Jan 2017
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    19 replies 378 retweets 1,214 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Minuteman Waiting‏ @4RNation 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You have really overcooked your Onion and killed your hateful brain cells....

        2 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. Isaac Monterose‏ @SweetChigurh 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @4RNation @TheOnion

        the article is meant to make fun of ppl who make fun of religious folk

        2 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
      4. Minuteman Waiting‏ @4RNation 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SweetChigurh @TheOnion

        Good to hear that...

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Bam‏ @Bambambic 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WTF is your point? Not funny...

        1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes
      3. Everlong‏ @SeabassSaid 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Bambambic @TheOnion

        the onion is a satirical site, always has been. Getting harder to differentiate from NYT nowadays. Not their fault.

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      4. Bam‏ @Bambambic 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SeabassSaid @TheOnion

        The church is filled with brainwashed people who could give a damn about the poor. I know what The Onion is.

        2 replies 2 retweets 3 likes
      5. Everlong‏ @SeabassSaid 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Bambambic @SeabassSaid @TheOnion

        i am so sorry that you have a jaded and inaccurate view of christianity and the good that it does.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. itsJustme‏ @j108turner 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What a mean article on "brainwashed followers of xx church" feeding the hungry. I get your point, but good still is done by them.

        3 replies 2 retweets 0 likes
      3. PREDS 7-2-0 (STILL 1ST IN NHL)‏ @615conley 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @j108turner @TheOnion

        that's the joke, though

        0 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. U Been Duped‏ @ReformedTroller 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        funny that this pro-religion tweet is about to evoke some serious vitriol from the right side.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Czareon‏ @CzareonSays 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ReformedTroller @TheOnion

        Either they won't take the 20 seconds to read the article or they won't realize what satire is...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Periodization_Analytics‏ @Rovazzz 24 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @stirling_j I love the reactions mission accomplished 🤦🏻‍♂️

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jamie Hamilton‏ @stirling_j 24 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Rovazzz @TheOnion

        the sheer number of people that appear incapable of interpreting irony is as bewildering as it is worrying.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. Periodization_Analytics‏ @Rovazzz 24 Jan 2017
        Replying to @stirling_j @TheOnion

        indeed. We're all in God's amusement park and we take ourselves so damn serious 🤡

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
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      2. mke russia gr8 again‏ @_chadomalley 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sweet roscoe Parrish jersey

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Alfonse DeMayonnaise‏ @CJLoper 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @_chadomalley @TheOnion

        ...or Bledsoe.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Ronna Hampton‏ @Ronna_Hampton 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "With or w/o religion, good people can behave well & bad people can do evil; but for good people to do evil-that takes religion."

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. GarronJosephJohnson‏ @garron_joseph 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Ronna_Hampton @TheOnion

        "Without religion, there is no need to justify bad deeds, there is only a need to get away with them"

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Ronna Hampton‏ @Ronna_Hampton 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @garron_joseph @TheOnion

        The theory that religion is the only reason people have morals is completely ridiculous and untrue.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. GarronJosephJohnson‏ @garron_joseph 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Ronna_Hampton @TheOnion

        ... of a religious base. The theory that morals are subjective (secular belief) is exactly my point.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation

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