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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Jan 2017

    Trump Gives Intelligence Agencies Their Daily Briefing http://trib.al/xbYM2w5 pic.twitter.com/Fzg9ntWQzr

    3:13 PM - 7 Jan 2017
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    • Bernie Singles Мишаня 🔆NidoqueenOfSentrets🔆 OddDidNaziThisComin Ignoreland Kyra Shoptaw Ryan Rodriguez Dave Falvey Jay Norris
    37 replies 913 retweets 1,686 likes
      1. Jesse James‏ @jalmeida311 7 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        we're gonna win the war on terror bigly it'll be a yuge victory I'm not just being bragadocious

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      1. Add Your Name‏ @hangryasian17 7 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and it was a VERY SHORT meeting with only small words used 😂

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      1. EDWARD WHITE  🇨🇦‏ @FASTHANDSED 7 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Russia good China bad except the food love it! #trumpnuts

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      2. Sharon Richard#WeAreThePatriots‏ @srichar65196771 7 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        -#good as I say not as I do:)

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      3. Sharon Richard#WeAreThePatriots‏ @srichar65196771 7 Jan 2017
        Replying to @srichar65196771 @TheOnion

        # Sorry Do as I say and not as I Do:)

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      1. Me‏ @hc4peas 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @rareDonaldTrump

        It's going to be difficult doing satire when his reality is so bizarre.

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      1. David Reynolds‏ @SwiftyBig 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @KimletGordon

        xtc the smartest monkeys,kimlet...

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      1. Tony Shapiro‏ @TonyShapiro5 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ungerbn103

        They gave him intelligence yes, but he return any, no.

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      1. Neil Howard‏ @Goshit_Nyurhat 7 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I have the best, the most intelligence, I don't need any more. Did you see Schwarzenegger's low ratings? Love me some Putin."

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      1. Sean Dixon‏ @WaltonTiger 7 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        World's shortest meeting contender.......

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      1. Mx Jodi‏ @that_jodi 9 Jan 2017
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        @KimletGordon A big clue as to whu Trump hates the intelligence agencies is in the title.

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      1. Mick W.‏ @MicksUp1 8 Jan 2017
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        @KimletGordon Must've been the shortest talk in history

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      1. Matthew Louis Roth‏ @MajorMattUSA 8 Jan 2017
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        Amazing and terrifying.

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      1. David Riegler‏ @petruchio9 8 Jan 2017
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        @andyriegler I really wish I found this funny. Hell, five years ago, this would have been friggin' HILARIOUS.

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      1. Caris Severn‏ @CarisSevern 8 Jan 2017
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        After Trump receives the "intel," do you think he'll wash his hands? 🤣

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      1. amy perez‏ @amypere62776913 8 Jan 2017
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        Oh shit... his intelligence?! Didn't we pass romper room many years ago?!

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      1. Mine‏ @mine4sea 7 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Must use simple words or they will lose DT intrest.That is why he doesn't want 2 attend briefings bc of the level of intelligence

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