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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Jan 2017

    Disney World Forced To Euthanize Character That Attacked Visitor http://trib.al/DPnKc6Y pic.twitter.com/x66DWAchnd

    2:07 PM - 7 Jan 2017
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      1. Matthew  ♻️‏ @MistaCelestial 7 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Those are the eyes of a psychopath. Dale had to be stopped for the good of the children.

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      1. dW  🌿‏ @Buttankle 7 Jan 2017
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        I always knew Dale wasn't right in the head.

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      1. Mark Grant‏ @R_Mark_Grant 7 Jan 2017
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        ... bound to happen. It was nuts.

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      1. Mark N (off-duty) Pro- ♿ ☮ 🌈 ⚛ 🕌 ✡‏ @RealMarcN 9 Jan 2017
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        Was the visitor provoking the chipmunk? Sticking their finger it its cage? Demanding an autograph? "Hugging?" ☹️ @CarriePookie

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 7 Jan 2017
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        Was a brutal killing, thousands of kids and their parents witnessed the character violently twitching and foaming at the mouth.

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      1. TRM @ FAT KAIJI‏ @ThrowRejectMiss 7 Jan 2017
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        I have no words NO WORDS

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      1. Davis Townes‏ @DavisTownes 8 Jan 2017
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        “@TheOnion: Disney World Forced To Euthanize Character That Attacked Visitor http://trib.al/DPnKc6Y  pic.twitter.com/mvTcaD59LG”@blondsicle

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      1. Wayne‏ @Daytonawayne 8 Jan 2017
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        someone say ...."squirrel "

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      1. HCuello‏ @HectorC3 8 Jan 2017
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        time to drag out the old joke about Minnie Mouse getting fired for promiscuity because Mickey says "she's f**ken goofy"

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      1. Jamis Carpenter‏ @banned4lyffe 8 Jan 2017
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        chipmunks in captivity are unpredictable

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      1. Margaret Sheehan‏ @MargareMSheehan 7 Jan 2017
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        - My money would have been on Snow White.

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      1. joey budke‏ @joeybudke 7 Jan 2017
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        This was DT's fault. Poor Disney character.

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      1. Stephen Norris‏ @Bounty205 7 Jan 2017
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        @TonyPerkinsFOX5 RIP Dale

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      1. Sean‏ @sergebomba 7 Jan 2017
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        @FinnFromNY CHIP, NOOOOOOOO!!!!

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      1. Shaun Ireland‏ @Ireland1836 7 Jan 2017
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        This is soooo funny to me!https://twitter.com/theonion/status/817855085959139329 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Disney World Forced To Euthanize Character That Attacked Visitor http://trib.al/DPnKc6Y  pic.twitter.com/x66DWAchnd
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      1. Nerdy McNerd‏ @bleudog13 7 Jan 2017
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        Disney has always been on the cutting edge of medical ethics.

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