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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Jan 2017

    .@realDonaldTrump's border wall will run between the United States and its founding principles.pic.twitter.com/c87GZ7J6kP

    5 Things To Know About Trump's Border Wall
    2:14 PM - 6 Jan 2017
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    35 replies 1,049 retweets 1,544 likes
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      2. Richard J. Campbell‏ @asytactrain 6 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        Can I get a re-tweet here? And then maybe even read the paper. https://www.academia.edu/30669058/To_Build_a_Wall_Cement_and_Steel_or_Policies_and_Deeds …

        3 replies 5 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Roshelle‏ @RoWithit 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Brimshack @realDonaldTrump

        Donald J Trump is Russia's Trojan Horse and he's Galloping right into The White House. Republicans/The New Russian Party! 🇷🇺

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      1. Tim Chuma‏ @timchuma 6 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @bbox @realDonaldTrump

        I thought this said Trump's Wonderwall. Noel Gallagaher should play at his inauguration

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      2. Billie Sue McCue‏ @mccuebillie 6 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        this blows my mind, trump can say anything and get away with it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Joe Tamayo‏ @charleyranger 6 Jan 2017
        Replying to @mccuebillie @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        So, are you against free speech? Really too much.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Billie Sue McCue‏ @mccuebillie 6 Jan 2017
        Replying to @charleyranger @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        against ? not at all! I know if it were I, I would be judged and pay the piper.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Gone‏ @19daddio53 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Brimshack @realDonaldTrump

        1 more, it will never be built.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. northierthanthou.com‏ @Brimshack 8 Jan 2017
        Replying to @19daddio53 @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        It was just a fake solution to a fake crisis. He will slowly walk back the expectation.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Gail Broderick‏ @broderick_gail 6 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This account is a bunch bias bullshit! I'll be sure to spread it around that you guys are all about #FakeNews!! UNFOLLOWING.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3.  ❄️ ❄️Lauren ❄️ ❄️‏ @Laurenbh 6 Jan 2017
        Replying to @broderick_gail @TheOnion

        um...hoping that I've missed your sarcasm, but just in case I didn't, have you ever actually read The Onion?

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Branden Gemzer‏ @brandengemzer 6 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        I remember when the onion was satire.

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      1. Andrew Boyd‏ @andysboyd 6 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        total bullcrap.

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      1. Claudio Almeida‏ @sarrata 28 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DanOfromNYC @realDonaldTrump

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        https://twitter.com/sarrata/status/868238209632935938 …

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        Claudio Almeida @sarrata
        "WE don’t like that. That's fascist thing POTUS’s done. Hiring his kids," Coulter said https://twitter.com/sarrata/status/813226561373609984 … & https://plus.google.com/107835312295887565713/posts/8mtjmHu9xPA …
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      1. Proud Girl!‏ @skaicue 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @PedanticOtter @realDonaldTrump like the Chinese Exclusion Act the Eastern European Exclusion Act the Mexican workers in the 30s..

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 7 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        Great presentation. Huge.

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