"I'm already running late, but fuck it."
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Try minutes, just to be sure.
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This is so me =)
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"Exit From Apartment Delayed 20 Seconds To Avoid Cursing Out Neighbor"pic.twitter.com/teFMzRYN59
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Neighbor delays leaving for work because they know the neighbor is standing on the other side of his door waiting for them to go.
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Our neighbors are meth-heads, so exchange "pleasantries" with "listening to drug-induced rambling" and I could completely relate.
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Haha! Been there, done that.
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I'm so guilty of this.
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I have done this sort of thing
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Glad it's not only a
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got the tshirt
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@sylvainreynard love the onion!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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lol tf

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