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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Jan 2017

    NIH Warns Against Having A Human Bodypic.twitter.com/223HXyr1JT

    10:36 AM - 4 Jan 2017
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    • anne Garden Season molly ringworm lt. hawkeye’s man child chaotic GOOD koch Katie Mills NattyLiebs ™ Matt’s Daddy
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      2. Dillon MacDermant‏ @dilliciousmac 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @theSupremeRk9s

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      3. Dallas MacDermant‏ @theSupremeRk9s 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @dilliciousmac @TheOnion

        literally cracked up in target

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      2. respectfully yours‏ @biking_away_ 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @g14nna_ this is so high quality Sullivan would agree

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      3. gianna‏ @g14nna_ 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @biking_away_

        this is the epitome of everything we learned in philosophy

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      1. *prolonged sigh*‏ @jaynapatell 4 Jan 2017
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        @furtz_egg

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      1. Bloodewulf‏ @Bloodewulf 4 Jan 2017
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        @MLG5EverReal when do we get to put our heads in jars?

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      1. Rich‏ @richie_hauser 4 Jan 2017
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        @noelloyd1

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      1. Julia Mildly Eccentric Twisted Nefarious ProDomme‏ @JammyBitch_ 4 Jan 2017
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        Agree lets simply upload our consciousness to the cyber cloud and be done with it most of us are half way there anyway.

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      2. Ellen ♔‏ @fishyoct 4 Jan 2017
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        @wretchedsprout

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      2. Nate B‏ @NateB_LFC 4 Jan 2017
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        @Xxmavr1kxX

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      3. Stan‏ @Xxmavr1kxX 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NateB_LFC @TheOnion

        so pro abortion?

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      4. Nate B‏ @NateB_LFC 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Xxmavr1kxX @TheOnion

        yes, and from now on I seek an ethereal existence lol

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      1. Willem Kuling‏ @whk62 6 Jan 2017
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        And in America if you have n health insurance for that body you're fucked.

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      1. John Fremer‏ @TestSecurityGuy 4 Jan 2017
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        Thanks for this very helpful advice. I will act on it as soon as I figure out how to do so.

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      1. Nichtvonhier‏ @Timothyjscott 4 Jan 2017
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        #cyborgforlife

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      1. Romeo Vitelli‏ @rvitelli 4 Jan 2017
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        Hopefully the Singularity will taks care of that

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