Step 1: Get pregnant. Step 2: Make wealthy friends w a softspot for babies.
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you still have to go
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But I'm Barren
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yeah, well. That's never stopped you before.
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This inspired me to throw a baby shower. Sadly the hardware store only sells adult showers. They're too heavy to throw anyways.
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