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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Jan 2017

    White House Running Out Of Paintings To Cover Spots Where Obama Has Punched Through Wall http://trib.al/vAml08p pic.twitter.com/OSxyQsiXVb

    6:03 AM - 4 Jan 2017
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    22 replies 1,004 retweets 2,430 likes
      1. Barbra Edwards Hovis‏ @BbKatiedwards 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You are liars

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      1. Ellen Freyta‏ @EllenFreyta 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        R U Joking?

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      2.  🇨🇦NurseRatchet‏ @NurseRatchetM6K 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @KashtiK Hahaha do peeps not know this is satire???

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. ArtieNewYork‏ @ArtieReasonable 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NurseRatchetM6K @TheOnion @KashtiK

        They obviously don't, Nurse. They are too bathed in the bullshit of their fake right wing "news."

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Keenakeet‏ @Keenakeet 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ArtieReasonable @NurseRatchetM6K and

        Hey now, fake news isn't restricted to one part of politics.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Bebet Blueamazon‏ @BebetBlueamazon 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what us this crap. ????

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      2. James Polk‏ @Venus_Strand 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        but no aggression against America's enemies. too scared

        4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Kid Amnesiac‏ @Kid_Amenesiac 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Venus_Strand

        Trump defamed our intelligence agencies and praised a murderous dictator. Obama sanctioned him. But whatever you say cuck boy

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. JoJo  ⚡‏ @JD2k19 5 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Kid_Amenesiac @Venus_Strand

        obama kicking out 35 russians is fucking nothing lmao. Russians dont give a shit about obama, "cuck boy".

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Kid Amnesiac‏ @Kid_Amenesiac 5 Jan 2017
        Replying to @JD2k19 @Venus_Strand

        whatever you say Commissar! Maybe Putin will make you Secretary of the Communist Party for your loyalty! #commie

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. JoJo  ⚡‏ @JD2k19 5 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Kid_Amenesiac @Venus_Strand

        you added me to a fucking list hahaha holy shit there's some creeps on the web

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Kid Amnesiac‏ @Kid_Amenesiac 5 Jan 2017
        Replying to @JD2k19

        sure did. Gotta track the Cucks of the world!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. JoJo  ⚡‏ @JD2k19 5 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Kid_Amenesiac

        lmao! Thats cute! Keep tracking

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. jerry‏ @waksdad 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        like that limp wrist could break drywall

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. FakeGregA‏ @GregAlexander8 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @waksdad

        plaster, no? @TheOnion

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      4. Halloween Name Pending‏ @steaks 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @GregAlexander8 @waksdad

        Obama just calls the shots, Biden probably punched the holes when they got Bin Laden!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that'll also have to patch the glory holes and tell media, @LindseyGrahamSC, and a fair portion of twitter to curtail visits.

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      1.  ❌Steelhorse ❌‏ @wayjones 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @blakehounshell There goes his damage deposit. Did he put up a pet deposit? Was his deposit first and last months rent. If so huge

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      2. Ripley SuperElite‏ @Ripley1923 13 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL! LOL! LOL! What a wonderful visual...

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      4. Ripley SuperElite‏ @Ripley1923 13 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TrumpTrainMRA4 @TheOnion

        I'd love to. Hopefully, I'll get to shake his hand one day.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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