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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Jan 2017

    Nuclear Warhead Thrilled For Chance To Finally Escape North Korea http://trib.al/xPvYkrx pic.twitter.com/lw0WC9x56k

    2:35 PM - 3 Jan 2017
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    • MidiJo Music F*ck yeh Biker Niqabi Laqueesha yer da Jack Bowlby Andy Egan sarah 🏳️‍🌈 tickles 🏙🌌🌊
    15 replies 522 retweets 1,170 likes
      1. MICHAEL LEE CLARKE‏ @love2godown21 3 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheRickWilson Its wanting so badly to hook up with Tiger Woods Logo.pic.twitter.com/iKXYcIp9bn

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      1. dieworkwear‏ @dieworkwear 3 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shoutout to everyone who thought this was a photo of Kanye's "Black Skinhead" video

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      1. Laqueesha‏ @RtHonLaqueesha 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @freekorea_us

        Toppity kek! 😂

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      1. Stephan Maier‏ @Praezmanonline 4 Jan 2017
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        Oho!!! Is this really good????????????????????

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      1. Sister Euphemia‏ @SisterEuphemia 4 Jan 2017
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        @noonanjo This isn't remotely funny or even close to satire. Nukes aren't a laughing matter, not in the era of Trump.

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 3 Jan 2017
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        "No really," an OPEC-bribed member of Congress inexplicably reassured the People, "sanction-based Diplomacy towards them is great"

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      1. MEJ‏ @MEJ2099 3 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cute idea but I don't like joking abt nuclear war. N.Korea has an unstable leader but if he suicidal am sure we could knock it out

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 3 Jan 2017
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        I am feeling confident that it will be OK. President Trump will use his charm on them . . . . . . HANG ON. . . F******K

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      1. Thrillbilly‏ @shawna_hodge 3 Jan 2017
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        Laughed so loud I scared the dog. Haha

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      1. Ian Cook‏ @cookerlv 3 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oh

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      1. Whitlock David‏ @dkwhitlock1 3 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, we really don't need South Korea anyway!

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      1. Ex Dem. George H.‏ @dvdzen 3 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @cnnbrk @HuffPost @MSNBC all the news are better and more correct from the onion these days.

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      1. I'm bohred as hell‏ @UnNoobD 3 Jan 2017
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        Holy shit I was scared for a couple of seconds, hadn't realised this was from The Onion

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