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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Jan 2017

    5 Things To Know About Vladimir Putinpic.twitter.com/43GjONDYLE

    5 Things To Know About Vladimir Putin
    12:17 PM - 3 Jan 2017
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      1. Sir Monty Hfuhruhurr MP, OBE, CBE, BBC, CNBC, AWOL‏ @BanjoHfuhruhur 3 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @3PennyMovies

        1) Napoleon Complex 2) Napoleon Complex 3) Napoleon Complex 4) Napoleon Complex 5) Napoleon Complex

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      2. Communist Worldwide Gangster Computer God‏ @ManBearSquid1 3 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I find it hilarious people think you are a legitimate news source and not a joke

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      3. ArtieNewYork‏ @ArtieReasonable 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ManBearSquid1 @TheOnion

        I find it troubling and one of the reasons why Trump won: The inability of some folks to discern real news sources.

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      2. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 3 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To "throw away" our shared Diplomacy over an ALLEGED "hack?" "All bad precedents began as justifiable measures." - Julius Caesar

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      3. ArtieNewYork‏ @ArtieReasonable 4 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Secret____t @TheOnion

        And if it was Trump who was hacked, and Hillary with a fortune invested in Russia, you'd be screaming bloody murder.

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      1. Charlie Marks‏ @Cmarks8 6 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        , who do you think took Putin had an easier time to house-train: @realDonaldTrump or a literal grizzly bear?

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      1. Willem Kuling‏ @whk62 6 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you forgot about the 'alleged' orderering the killing of Alexander Litvinenko

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 3 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that "a regime change" in Ukraine would AT ALL BE IN THE United States' OWN STRATEGIC INTERESTS. In short, we NEED Putin's FAVOR

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 3 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        5. The unmitigated DISASTER and GEOPOLITICAL INSTABILITY that ensued AFTER "removing Saddam" tends to DISPROVE any talking points

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 3 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        3. Mutual MILITARY PROTECTION w/Russia is PREFERABLE to a needless Cold War 4. If Perestroika was "good before"..."it's good now"

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 3 Jan 2017
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        1. Diplomacy w/Russia is in OUR STRATEGIC INTERESTS 2. Diplomacy w/Russia is NECESSARY & PROPER in an "age of TERRORISM"

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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard 3 Jan 2017
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        "@TheOnion: 5 Things To Know About Vladimir Putin pic.twitter.com/WfiTdHHPDR"

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        5 Things To Know About Vladimir Putin
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      1. insunlite‏ @insunlite 3 Jan 2017
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        5 Things to Know About @haimsaban con.. 4. In his third marriage 5. Threatened @NancyPelosi http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/03/26/clinton-donors-ask-pel …

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      1. insunlite‏ @insunlite 3 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just as Interesting: 5 Things to Know About @haimsaban 1. Lost $12Million on Clinton 2. Owns @TheOnion 3. Owns ONLY Chagalls

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      1. James Edward Carter‏ @James_EdC 3 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You forgot to mention that he's gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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      1. Ciere Taylor‏ @ms_ciere 3 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        how you feel about putin

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