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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Jan 2017

    Adopted Child Sick Of Gay Parents Forcing Him To Watch Them Have Sex http://trib.al/H2xj59d pic.twitter.com/TNSwlsIDqy

    8:25 PM - 2 Jan 2017
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    101 replies 322 retweets 1,253 likes
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      2. Jeremy 8-0 and paying the refs‏ @imjeremytho 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is shitty satire.

        2 replies 1 retweet 25 likes
      3. Arthur Applewhite‏ @Arthur4pple 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @imjeremytho @ImTheJeremy @TheOnion

        Then don't read it.

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. “Killer Tar/Oil-Slick Thing From Creepshow 2” Ben‏ @BenManners 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As a gay person with a grasp of irony and context, I find this hilarious.

        1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
      3. Occy‏ @gsd1979 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @BenManners @TheOnion

        being gay doesn't make you smart or astute obviously.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. PSelman  ☣️ 🃏 🐢 🐢 🐢‏ @Johnny_Potatoes 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        fans of edgy comedy offended by comedy that's just a little too edgy.

        0 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
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      1. Justin Mitchell‏ @itsthisjustin 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel like this one is gonna backfire

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Peter Power-Lawrence‏ @NoBigotsHere 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've reported you for FAKE news story...again and I will continue to do so.

        2 replies 5 retweets 1 like
      3. Thatguyinthecorner‏ @Thatguy1o5recov 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NoBigotsHere @TheOnion

        So? Stupid believe whatever you would tell them. Have you ever heard of the Bible?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Peter Power-Lawrence‏ @NoBigotsHere 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Thatguy1o5recov @TheOnion

        Yes there are plenty of stupids that's my argument, bible book of contradictions and bullshit like the @TheOnion

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Thatguyinthecorner‏ @Thatguy1o5recov 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NoBigotsHere @TheOnion

        People* God damn you Twitter. Anyway, satire and bullshit are not the same. You're a troll.pic.twitter.com/uO8nA1JMoc

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Peter Power-Lawrence‏ @NoBigotsHere 3 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Thatguy1o5recov @TheOnion

        oh dear the troll naming has started you need to stop wanking over fake gay stories darling does your wife know?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Thatguyinthecorner‏ @Thatguy1o5recov 3 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NoBigotsHere @TheOnion

        I'm 17....

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Peter Power-Lawrence‏ @NoBigotsHere 3 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Thatguy1o5recov @TheOnion

        well mate please try & learn from other not the bullshit others post. I'm 59 gay and in a 40 year relationship

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9.  🎃 ℨ 𝔒 𝔐 𝔅 𝔜 𝔗 ℑ 𝔘 𝔐  🎃‏ @Robytium 3 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NoBigotsHere @Thatguy1o5recov @TheOnion

        tbh fam you're kind of an idiot 😂👋

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Al Colvin‏ @algcolvin 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        - This is the sickest article I wish I never read. And nowhere did it read the child was removed from this abusive home.

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. Joseph M☆stron‏ @OhYeahLasers 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @algcolvin @TheOnion

        the Onion is satire. This one just happened to be in very poor taste.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Al Colvin‏ @algcolvin 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @OhYeahLasers

        -Oh, thank goodness!! Extremely poor taste indeed.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Philippe‏ @Philippe_Tweets 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @algcolvin

        Wait, did you really believe this article or are you just being satirical too?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Katlin‏ @PatlinKatterson 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Philippe_Tweets @algcolvin

        the sad part is it's so hard to tell

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Joseph M☆stron‏ @OhYeahLasers 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @PatlinKatterson @algcolvin

        this is why I'm worried. If reasonable people mistake satire for truth, you know idiots will too

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Katlin‏ @PatlinKatterson 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @OhYeahLasers @algcolvin

        no I meant the guy that thought the article was serious...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Joseph M☆stron‏ @OhYeahLasers 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @PatlinKatterson @algcolvin

        yeah, and he seems alright. So if he was fooled, the crazy echo chambers will be too.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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