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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Jan 2017

    Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds http://trib.al/MmU2seM pic.twitter.com/d3rzWSvU4x

    10:15 AM - 2 Jan 2017
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    • Dory Benami Myk Saiten🎃 WA Dem Jackson Campbell Annemarie Kaethler branmuffin ˡⁱⁿᶻ ecamacho Pittsburgh Ghoul in Virginia
    31 replies 622 retweets 1,633 likes
      1. John Mashburn‏ @jmashok 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        - So can I still steer with my knee (note I only have one leg so both hands are texting).

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      2. Pat Addiss‏ @pataddiss 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        more accidents have happened because of tweeting and texting on phone How can you sanction it? Tell people to pull off the road

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Arial Burnz‏ @arialburnz 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @pataddiss

        @wordsofreason_1 Not sure you're aware of this, but @TheOnion is a satirical website/publication. Their posts are jokes.

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Edward R Cruz Foster‏ @wordsofreason_1 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @arialburnz @pataddiss @TheOnion

        Yes, and many like this one are dangerous, negligent, and there are to many idiots out there doing justthat

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      6. Edward R Cruz Foster‏ @wordsofreason_1 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @arialburnz

        . I see said the blind man! BTW, love your hair#

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      7. Arial Burnz‏ @arialburnz 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @wordsofreason_1

        LOL and thanks!

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      1. Wayne B Smith‏ @handimanner 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That was the problem. I was Googling "Every Couple Seconds"

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      1. jessica‏ @jessicafsu 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @johnbcrist I'm sure Snapchat applies to that too

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      1. Robert Morris‏ @robertm0575613 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thanks. Good to know.

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      1. Nick Demitros‏ @NickLovin813 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        . @YungSushiRoll

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      1. Saskboy‏ @saskboy 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        so long as they are reading your site.

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      2. Jimothy Jimson‏ @lookoutitsmrman 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        stop spreading lies this is how trump passed the elections

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      2. Addrine Jones‏ @AddrineJ 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's never okay to text while driving!

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      3. Arial Burnz‏ @arialburnz 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @AddrineJ @TheOnion

        This is a joke post. Read the Onion's About Page:http://www.theonion.com/about/ 

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Edward R Cruz Foster‏ @wordsofreason_1 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        . Bullshit! Thousands of accidents a year are caused yearly by texting idiots and hundreds are dead. Stop and pull over to text!

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      3. Franco, Gustavo‏ @CastorTiu 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @wordsofreason_1 @TheOnion

        I'm pretty sure is OK, as long you do it couple seconds, also if TheOnion say it then it must be true.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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