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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Jan 2017

    Hungover Man Horrified To Learn He Made Dozens Of Plans Last Night http://trib.al/5B0212R pic.twitter.com/QitxjU2DPh

    6:46 AM - 2 Jan 2017
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    18 replies 839 retweets 2,476 likes
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      2.  💜Michelle Seymour 💜‏ @michelle4angel 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlane I would be a genius if I didn't like alcohol so much... 😉

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Marcia Grimm  🚫V‏ @Only1marcia 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @michelle4angel

        I read an article that drinking (& owning a cat) are 2 of 17 signs of being a genius, so U are! @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4.  💜Michelle Seymour 💜‏ @michelle4angel 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Only1marcia @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        I'll take that... 👍🏻😜

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Marcia Grimm  🚫V‏ @Only1marcia 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlane - reason Seth was absent for Twitter for over a day. He was in hiding bc of all the drunk plans he made. 😂

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      1. Laugh Out Loud‏ @jokesanfun 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dont forget your wingman this weekend (75Photos) 😜😜😂😂😆😆😮😮 http://bit.ly/2i1P9Dq 

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      1. MISS. THUNDER‏ @MISSTHUNDER4 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlane/ I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, LOL. SMH

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      2. Bennett Beard‏ @thebearded_one 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @bkchilidawg

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      3. Blaine‏ @bkchilidawg 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @thebearded_one @TheOnion

        I did this Saturday. Sorry lortz

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Bennett Beard‏ @thebearded_one 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @bkchilidawg

        Gotta lace up those skates now, brother.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1. ingee‏ @chwingee 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is @hcrobles

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      1. Bridget Kelly‏ @Bridget728 2 Jan 2017
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        @sabrinabertot this is why drinking is a bad idea... horrible things can happen

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      1. Nicole Villeneuve‏ @nicooooole 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @samsthrlnd

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      1. Jeanine Ward‏ @JeanineWard15 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlane Ah, The Onion, when fake news just proffered fun and not existential dilemma.

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      1. Snake Plushkitten: Escape From Twytter‏ @justplncate 2 Jan 2017
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        Wait'll he finds out he's married the a goat! A gay male goat!

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      1. Jane K‏ @birdyk81 2 Jan 2017
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        @janeeeeeece My absolute worst nightmare.

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      1. Mark Griffis‏ @mjgworldaware 2 Jan 2017
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        @Michelle9647 Now I don't feel so bad about drunk Ubering all over Miami. Loved looking to see everywhere I don't remember going

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      1. Sebastian Emery‏ @SebastianEmery 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlane This is the story all about how I ended up driving across the country last August in a tiny car with four dudes

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      1. Ramesh seenath‏ @seenath_ramesh 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlane omg so what he will do now

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      1. Thrillbilly‏ @shawna_hodge 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Been there. Done that.

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