Dear Trump advocates, "The Onion" is fake news on purpose. You are welcome .
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we non trump supporters no when our leg is getting pulledThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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push the button and you get a Trump speech
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as the world's foremost warm air hand dryer photographer, I'm surprised I wasn't asked for a quote for the story!
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The Dyson hand dryer in public restrooms requires TWO hands to turn on!
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@Dyson The last Dyson I sold for $999 I made $10 on, they've oversold and undervalued the brand...I left retail!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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this isn't funny. nothing you guys write is funny anymore.
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Ha! What's really funny is that a16z would tell Dyson that they could only invest in him if he gets a co-founder!
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@TheOnion Thanks for all the chuckles!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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