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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Dec 2016

    Biologists Discover Billions Of Missing Bees Living Anonymously In Sacramento http://trib.al/gvWhmYT pic.twitter.com/LCdEwQlqrQ

    9:13 AM - 30 Dec 2016
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      1. michellebranchfan94‏ @kinson_k 30 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion oh thank god

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      1. John McKee‏ @bird2brain 30 Dec 2016
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        John McKee Retweeted The Onion

        Should FAUX News quote @TheOnion as fact as confidently as they do Brietbart? Just as fake, but funnier. @SteveMirskyhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/814882023580037121 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Biologists Discover Billions Of Missing Bees Living Anonymously In Sacramento http://trib.al/gvWhmYT  pic.twitter.com/LCdEwQlqrQ
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      1. Trace Turner‏ @traceturner 30 Dec 2016
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        @lark_riz

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      1. Chloe Kopsho‏ @chuck_kopsho 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @AlanTudyk

        Reminds me of Irwin Allen's "The Swarm."

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      1. Richard Robinson‏ @elflord71 2 Jan 2017
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        So many bees. I'm on my knees. Under some trees. All kinds of teas. Nowhere near the 7 seas. @redRomina

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      1. Robert Morris‏ @robertm0575613 2 Jan 2017
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        My best new job offer came from a Sacramento company. Thanks for the warning. Wasps don't bother me, but bees are another matter

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      1. #FreeAssange‏ @liz_rex9 2 Jan 2017
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        Billions of bees go off the grid perhaps to escape the incessant task of pollination http://www.theonion.com/article/biologists-discover-billions-missing-bees-living-a-52912?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing … v @TheOnion

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      1. Stefan Leach‏ @Dethson 31 Dec 2016
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        @AlanTudyk THE ONION. Modern day Mad Magazine. Now for some Sergio Argone.

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      1. LoveIsLikeJazz‏ @LoveIsLikeJazz 30 Dec 2016
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        Well, that explains the local paper... @sacbee_news 😉🐝

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      1. Mr. Cat-Tastic‏ @MarBearCat 30 Dec 2016
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        Bee-ness protection program?

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      1. Susie Q‏ @AfricamSueW 30 Dec 2016
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        @AlanTudyk I wish it was that simple!

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      1. Jackie Shutt‏ @JackieShutt 30 Dec 2016
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        @AlanTudyk This makes me happy

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      1. Jack Worner  ♀️‏ @TitusInvictus 30 Dec 2016
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        @gabrielenguard Ah, so that's what all the buzz is about.pic.twitter.com/L7hbZyCpVP

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      1. Poogapolypse: An Open Apology Letter‏ @PoojieLyfe 30 Dec 2016
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        Bees living in the city of Trees?? This place sounds horrible.

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      1. Devin‏ @12tempest 30 Dec 2016
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        they are raising housing costs too greedy bastards

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      1. John Rega‏ @John_Rega 30 Dec 2016
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        finally explains @sacbee_news's name

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