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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Dec 2016

    Study: Majority Of New Marine Life Species Now Discovered While Cleaning Oil Spills http://trib.al/x9OZbIe pic.twitter.com/o5qKLt4dgO

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      1. Joseph Gonzales‏ @joseph11ag 30 Dec 2016
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        ENTREPRENEURIAL CAT OPENS CORNER STOREhttp://www.josephgonzales.com/entrepreneurial-cat-opens-corner-store/ …

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      1. @ajsileo914‏ @ajsileo914 30 Dec 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane Hope the new species is not going to be a mutated Monster! Equivalent to nuclear leak

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      1. Ken Heslip‏ @kenhes 30 Dec 2016
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        : The original fake news site. Honestly, people nowadays will believe this.

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      1. badjokes‏ @smthnsmthn_haha 30 Dec 2016
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        you see, this whole oil spill wasn't so bad after all!

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      1. Keigan Lobin‏ @keigan_lobin 30 Dec 2016
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        I bet if you dumped Coka-Cola into the water evolutoin would speed up even faster

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      1. b_dubb‏ @brockness 30 Dec 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane funny but tragically sad at the same time 😭

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      1. Steven Close‏ @steven_close 31 Dec 2016
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        half the humor is watching dummies take the onion literally and freaking out.

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      1. Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM!‏ @Ironyrulesall 31 Dec 2016
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        I think America is too dumb to recognize sarcasm or irony... Like you guys anyway

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      1. Marcia Grimm  🚫V‏ @Only1marcia 30 Dec 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane so let's keep dumping oil in the water so much new extinct species can be discovered (Yes I know it's satire). 😜

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      1. Simenona‏ @simenona 30 Dec 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane on side a note. It's a lot of hard work getting oil off of a baby seal lion speaking from personal experience.🐚

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      1. Decker Harrison‏ @Deckerharr 30 Dec 2016
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        I would laugh but, if this was true I would not be surprised. With the trail of S*** we leave I would not be surprised at all

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      1. Angie Wayne‏ @AngieWayne4 30 Dec 2016
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        yes, my relatives work for Schlumberger in France.

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      1. Monty Sullivan‏ @SullivanMonty 30 Dec 2016
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        @pcousteau There's still hope.

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      1. Robyn Smith‏ @embuzigoat 30 Dec 2016
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        @comcast you are the worst. My internet sucks and I have called 8x and can't get past your shitty automated phone system

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      1. BCrawdaddy‏ @BCrawford70 30 Dec 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane Haha, has tr**mp commented on this yet?!

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      1. Don Cole‏ @DonCole7 30 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        that is just a very sad statement....

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      1. Keith E Mollers‏ @KeithMollers 30 Dec 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane Yeah, that sounds fake

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      1. Ron Melanson‏ @PhantomVirus 30 Dec 2016
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        shouldn't you be illustrating bears v babies instead of tweeting. #anxious

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