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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Dec 2016

    Mike Pence Training For Vice Presidential Debate By Hitting Punching Bag With Climate Change Study Taped On Front http://trib.al/SeEMO07 pic.twitter.com/CNdCgkf053

    1:46 PM - 29 Dec 2016
    • 597 Retweets
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    • Daisy im nobody Mike Christensen, MCMP, CNU-A Heelbound 17 1/2 (Theme From) Forvitni Jeff Spacewhale Alex Isaacs Mary Murphy rrrrrrriley
    12 replies 597 retweets 1,944 likes
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      2. ThatBoi.Sage‏ @2zerosage 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @mclars

        Ya know Pence used to be called Lil Mac👊

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      3. MC Lars‏Verified account @mclars 5 Jan 2017
        Replying to @2zerosage @TheOnion

        He was the original Lil Mac. :)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Lance El Conquistador  👊🏻‏ @LanceAlred 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hillary should've been the punching bag...that would've been funny. In her Mao suit with those baggy eyes

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      2. GARY KILLPACK‏ @JNE4KLPK 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        so he could get out of the bag, so is now working back up to try again, with the hard science of Peer Papers. wasted energy punch

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      3. Steve Mac‏ @FerrariMac 31 Dec 2016
        Replying to @JNE4KLPK @TheOnion

        Peer..hahahahahaha..review, hard..hahahah...science 😂 You leftards crack me up

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      4. GARY KILLPACK‏ @JNE4KLPK 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @FerrariMac @TheOnion

        thanks

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      2. serena‏ @serenaalsup 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @PepperUsagi

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      3. pepper !!‏ @PepperUsagi 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @serenaalsup @TheOnion

        ONDHVHFG

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      4. serena‏ @serenaalsup 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @PepperUsagi @TheOnion

        I'M DJSJSKD

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      5. pepper !!‏ @PepperUsagi 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @serenaalsup @TheOnion

        This is sad bc hes probably actually doing this rn

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      6. serena‏ @serenaalsup 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @PepperUsagi @TheOnion

        RIFHTJ? $?!?

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      7. pepper !!‏ @PepperUsagi 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @serenaalsup @TheOnion

        we deserve so much better.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. serena‏ @serenaalsup 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @PepperUsagi @TheOnion

        pls stay @JoeBiden

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      9. pepper !!‏ @PepperUsagi 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @serenaalsup @TheOnion @JoeBiden

        ^^

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      1. Aimie Faucett‏ @AFauce11 31 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this also works if you replace "climate change study" with "educated woman."

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 30 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        not satire, but interesting companion piece:http://www.realclearinvestigations.com/articles/2016/12/31/skeptical_climate_scientists_coming_in_from_the_cold.html …

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      1. Nancy Inzalaco‏ @InzalacoNancy 29 Dec 2016
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        "Knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, Mom's spaghetti.."Legit looks like Rabbit #8Mile'sNotFarEnough

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      1. Gerry Mandereng‏ @Thefourhourgame 29 Dec 2016
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        sad Biden emoji

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