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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Dec 2016

    Trump Sits Down Beside Fire With Quill And Ink For Evening Writing Out Tweets http://trib.al/y6jCetr pic.twitter.com/YDcjnQQyMk

    8:06 PM - 28 Dec 2016
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    50 replies 886 retweets 2,601 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. TheTruthAbides‏ @somuchso2014 28 Dec 2016
        Replying to @thematrixqueen @TheOnion

        it really sucked when Obama saved the economy, got Osama Bin Laden, and gave me health insurance.

        3 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
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      1. chetbtester‏ @chetbtester 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        While @POTUS continues his normal procedure for destroying America.pic.twitter.com/gVOlaUL3w3

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      1. Derby Herb‏ @HerbDerby 28 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        everyone chill, it's the onion

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      1. Liam Martin‏ @LMsizzles 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        thats one bigly and yuge quill

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      1. first class numpty‏ @Truth_is_Satire 28 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He has the best ink, quill and tweets. A colossus of social media.

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      1. Make Anagrams Great Again, Chris Davis‏ @tweakyourpc 28 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        following British interview request speaking downwind muttered "its unfit" #Fakenews #anagrampic.twitter.com/GfO3yAkha6

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      1. PORT MOODY GUY‏ @portmoodyguy 28 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hmmm, I imagined a pile of cocaine and a team of 14 year old writers helping him

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      1. Kam‏ @JaswalKam 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlane everybody knows there are no books and pens in his den. No room with all the naked pictures of Putin and tissue.

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      1. SteveSage‏ @Stevesage13 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlane wrong! Not enough gold in that picture and he yells out tweets at one of his assistants to 'put in computer'

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      1. Marcia Grimm  🚫V‏ @Only1marcia 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlane We joke about this but he's crazy. We use this as a defense mechanism to protect our own sanity.

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      1. Nancy Donald‏ @NMDonald1955 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So presidented

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      2. Nathan Jones‏ @NathanJonesey 28 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        After 10 minutes he loses any concentration he may have had, then calls 1800-PUSSYLINE.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Heycat81‏ @Heycat81 1 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlane my understanding is that he is now being filtered by a smart & really intelligent consultant , Sockypic.twitter.com/ScjPHuv3Dl

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      1. SedHead‏ @casademcmillan 1 Jan 2017
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        @AnitaThom57 Ugh! 😑Don't remind us. 😜

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      1. Chloe Brooks‏ @BrooksChloe732 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        And duck lips!

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