Since when has the Onion started reporting real stories? (And how did you get my photo?)
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@elishahartmann This is you, right? - End of conversation
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This is gold!
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@AlexxFormato this was a subtweet @ you
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I saw this guy today! After finishing a grueling set of hovering, he drank 3 Muscle Milks and a C4 Pre-W. Paramedics responded.
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Not the news we deserve, but the news we need.
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pretty much
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@silverward Sounds about right.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I used to be that guy. He should follow
@bjgaddour for kick ass workouts.
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If "Fitness Confidential" ever makes it to the big screen,
@VinnieTortorich should ensure this scene is in! :-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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can't believe these guys wrote an article on me, it's about time
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