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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Dec 2016

    New Gym Member Lingers By Free Weights For Several Seconds Before Returning To Elliptical Machine http://trib.al/5D0B2q1 pic.twitter.com/2c6htyObxC

    7:50 AM - 28 Dec 2016
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    • kate Luccyd Krishan Kumar MaggieSporck-Koehler Meagan Lane c h a u n c e e Mike Bozee Mike X. Nichols Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
    19 replies 608 retweets 1,961 likes
      1. Chen Mingi‏ @chen_mingi 28 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Since when has the Onion started reporting real stories? (And how did you get my photo?)

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      2. will helmer‏ @WillHelmer 28 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @elishahartmann This is you, right?

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      3. Eli The Disciple‏ @elishahartmann 28 Dec 2016
        Replying to @WillHelmer @TheOnion

        sadly

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      1. Ryan Kocevar‏ @RyanKocevar 28 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BobbyRamsey_

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      1. Bob Duke‏ @Foreskintacos 28 Dec 2016
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        This is gold!

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      2. Nicole‏ @21nkopy 28 Dec 2016
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        @AlexxFormato this was a subtweet @ you

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      1. no complaints from grandpa‏ @can4drian 29 Dec 2016
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        @sydneycallahan

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      1. Peter Rabitt‏ @P_Rabitt 28 Dec 2016
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        I saw this guy today! After finishing a grueling set of hovering, he drank 3 Muscle Milks and a C4 Pre-W. Paramedics responded.

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      1.  🎃Bibbedibooo 🎃‏ @Bibbedibob 28 Dec 2016
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        Not the news we deserve, but the news we need.

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      1. eçhmä‏ @emma_lautanen 28 Dec 2016
        Replying to @longliveitunes @TheOnion @rubyasap

        pretty much

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      1. Melinda‏ @MelindaZacher 28 Dec 2016
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        @silverward Sounds about right.

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      1. SmartPeoplePlayTuba‏ @rayray8822 28 Dec 2016
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        I used to be that guy. He should follow @bjgaddour for kick ass workouts. 💪 (Geez, I sound like a bot. Sorry.)

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      1. Larry Sho‏ @Larry_Sho 28 Dec 2016
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        If "Fitness Confidential" ever makes it to the big screen, @VinnieTortorich should ensure this scene is in! :-)

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      1. Vanessa Clark‏ @vanessakclark 28 Dec 2016
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        can't believe these guys wrote an article on me, it's about time

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