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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Dec 2016

    Hollywood Refusing To Give Public Any New Movies Until It Can Appreciate Ones It Already Has http://trib.al/mUw0n7t pic.twitter.com/KBzVuyjsqE

    7:01 PM - 26 Dec 2016
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      1. Kevin‏ @Crowbar57 27 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        anxiously awaiting the 3-D IMAX reboot of Citizen Kane with an all female cast directed by Zack Snyder

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 26 Dec 2016
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        Oh No! No more movies!

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      1. James Murdock‏ @mudrock69 27 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Best news I've heard all day

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      1. Marcia Grimm  🚫V‏ @Only1marcia 26 Dec 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane damn Hollywood people in their big bubble. 😂 boycotting fans with no more movies!

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      1. J. Ronald Jenkins‏ @JRonaldJenkins 26 Dec 2016
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        Deal.

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      1. Ken Spina‏ @Kenkay71 19 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        We get crumbs and same old sh** like its going to be better now that we pay more for it.

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      1. Moley Russell's Wart‏ @ClawsAndEffect 27 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @Lynn_Henning

        Funny; almost wish it were true. Maybe it'd stop those people from foisting unnecessary remakes on us.

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      1. I_Am_G‏ @G_I_Am 27 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mostly they just remake old movies that aren't nearly as good as the originals. And then the stupid sequels that suck. Pathetic!

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      1. Lee Charles‏ @Truth0404 27 Dec 2016
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        They are acting like this is something they do out of the goodness of their hearts, must of forgot people pay for this crap 💩pic.twitter.com/41OUXoXDa2

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      2. Chloe Brooks‏ @BrooksChloe732 27 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        1 movie I absolutely love, Little Buddha, they editited the living shit out of it, made it into a different movie

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      3. Chloe Brooks‏ @BrooksChloe732 27 Dec 2016
        Replying to @BrooksChloe732 @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        PS letterbox sucks, just wide screen em, just sayin

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      1. Chloe Brooks‏ @BrooksChloe732 27 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        OK, you're on. but how about reformatting the classics in uncut HD and formatted to fit our screens?

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      1. Ravikant Bargale‏ @cgRavikant 27 Dec 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane Yeah, seriously... Except those @AdamSandler movies! 😒

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      1. Tweetythis‏ @tweetythis 27 Dec 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane and then I became Iron Man with the help of @finkd .... https://youtu.be/9Stq3UlvidI 

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      1. Xing DaVinci‏ @decrawlx 26 Dec 2016
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        #whatsragingbull

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      1. My Info‏ @dlcrash 26 Dec 2016
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        placed

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      1. Chazz‏ @StoneColdSteamr 26 Dec 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane That's the dozens of unwanted reboots we don't need

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