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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Dec 2016

    Beyoncé Quickly Releases New Song About How Buying Tidal Subscription Most Empowering Thing A Woman Can Do http://trib.al/N4bipaN pic.twitter.com/Dv2iQc9qTB

    5:16 PM - 26 Dec 2016
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    • g0atcheez LOGAN THOT DESTROYER Edie Beale Brian Caverly Jess Mitchell OLAS Daniel Thibodeau p@ Cameron Taylor
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      1. James Polk‏ @Venus_Strand 26 Dec 2016
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        more business person than artist

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      2. khaleesi‏ @torilikespizza 27 Dec 2016
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        @ShogunChelios shut up

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      1. SUZI  ❤ CRUMB$ #POTUS #MAGA #KAG 2nd.Cor.10:4‏ @Suzanne90222727 31 Dec 2016
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        @DavidSpade ugh!

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      1. bill bergovoy‏ @bergovoy 29 Dec 2016
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        i think, wearin a naughty lil outfit empowrs women. what a great strategy to beat men @ their own game... What? wait!

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      1. bill bergovoy‏ @bergovoy 29 Dec 2016
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        hahahahahahahahahaha bah bah bleet

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      1. Debra Quinn‏ @schaade01 27 Dec 2016
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        Beyoncé is unfortunately a trouble maker and not a person whom unites all

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      1. I_Am_G‏ @G_I_Am 27 Dec 2016
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        is that before or after squeezing lemonade from JayZ's balls?

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      1. becky.‏ @beckycarman 27 Dec 2016
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        i feel personally attacked by this retweet.

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      1. Roni1950‏ @Roni19502 27 Dec 2016
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        @DavidSpade Isn't Tidal her husband's company? So we know she'll feel empowered by all the money coming her way.

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      1. Commander John Koenig‏ @RoyEKTruax 27 Dec 2016
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        I don't know what a "Tidal Subscription" is...

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      1.  ⚡️dudebro ⚡️‏ @dantera6 27 Dec 2016
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        @DavidSpade I don't know who or what that is

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      1. Alex‏ @Alexand31576256 26 Dec 2016
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        @DavidSpade Why so much violence in her videos?

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      1. d j archuleta‏ @darch16 26 Dec 2016
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        @DavidSpade http://tidal.sucks 

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      1. TheCaptainSlappy‏ @MyCaptainSlappy 26 Dec 2016
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        That's a good one, Spade.

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