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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Dec 2016

    Nation Too Sad To Fuck Even Though It’s What Prince Would Have Wanted http://trib.al/jXjitBU pic.twitter.com/749Gy4uhWx

    11:46 AM - 26 Dec 2016
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      2. AirMail‏ @Green117 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        speak for yourself. . We fcked them real good... And every time I hear Liberals groan... I get another erection.. Whoneeds viagra?

        3 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. solar roadway guy‏ @cityafreaks 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @Green117 @TheOnion

        Give it a rest. Don't you have anything to do than whine about liberals?

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. AirMail‏ @Green117 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @cityafreaks @TheOnion

        No..

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      5. solar roadway guy‏ @cityafreaks 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @Green117 @TheOnion

        That's really pathetic. Why not defend your own guy's policies instead of mocking people who care enough to disagree?

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. aaron bullard‏ @fidelcastr8 26 Dec 2016
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        i think we can all agree that 2016 has been a massive boner killer

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      1. Mike honcho‏ @bish23_mark 26 Dec 2016
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        you said brother!!! The next 4yrs r going to b 💩☠and music will b the only thing that will bring joy to my ear holes. NOT #DJT

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      1. JOJO 🐛‏ @jovan20151 26 Dec 2016
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        Sex has to function isnt it?🤓

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      1. Jeremy Millsap‏ @jeru0455 27 Dec 2016
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        2016 was like one protracted shit show, culminating in the pan-ultimate shit storm.

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      1. PG Zaffino‏ @Ffinocerous 26 Dec 2016
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        Tonight I'm going to fornicate like its 1999.

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      1. Michelle B Cooley‏ @CooleyMic 26 Dec 2016
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        clean up. So not funny

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      1. Random Spewforth‏ @RandomSpewforth 26 Dec 2016
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        prince would definitely want me to tell my wife no.

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      1. catherine the 1st‏ @catifordnicci 26 Dec 2016
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        ???

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