@The_Artpoc Oh no, you caught me with my hand around the cookie jar!
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I didn't know cookies required a bottle of lotion, and box of tissues. Must be a French baking technique.
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man you're really behind on the latest French baking trends haha!
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I'm traditional. Don't mess with a classic.
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He most certainly have. Maybe I'll get a pleasing present for once
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What about you kissing that old broad under the tree ? Want us to tell your old lady you got blown by the twinkle bulbs ?
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oh crap. Is that why I didn't get anything for Christmas this year?
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Lovely. LOL RT
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The planets best loved dirty old man! By the way ... saying "dirty old man" is redundant ... just sayin
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ah why wait for life's pleasant surprises?
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