Just stay home and stay drunk.
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holiday season? Not Christmas? What do you call Easter and thanksgiving?vacation period?
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not too far off.
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That's waht the 2nd Amendement and Stand Your Ground laws are for. Dealing w/ family during the holidays.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/812782676654563328 …
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