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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Dec 2016

    Men Whose Beautiful Wives Died On Christmas 10 Years Ago Announce Plans To Drink Whiskey Alone In Dark Apartment http://trib.al/I3mPYN0 pic.twitter.com/VQsOBBQKwp

    6:16 AM - 24 Dec 2016
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    • Patricia Gabbard *elise Noble Edward Vortigern Mop foh 2.0 Hope River Larry Thompson norman perreault
    19 replies 141 retweets 611 likes
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      2. KarmaLovesGumbo‏ @KarmaLovesGumbo 24 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow. That is not remotely funny.

        5 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
      3. Wayne Farry‏ @waynefarry 24 Dec 2016
        Replying to @KarmaLovesGumbo @TheOnion

        come on. That's very funny

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Jeigh Neither‏ @JeighNeither 24 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the reactions to this tweet really say something about the West's inability to deal w/death healthily. Grow up all!

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3.  💀gravegrapes 💀‏ @davegrapes 24 Dec 2016
        Replying to @JeighNeither @TheOnion

        THANK you

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Bobby Bernstein‏ @ThirstiestGamer 24 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        too dark, The Onion, too dark.

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Popopotatos‏ @ap_jax 24 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what an incredibly awkwardly specific onion tweet without the fun spin. 2/10

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      1. Mo$e‏ @dustinmosley95 24 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Honestly, this was way off the mark.

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      1. shenandoahnorth‏ @zachattackfp 24 Dec 2016
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        offensive can be funny but this isn't funny just a miss

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      1. Derek  🥌Kornacki‏ @KornackiDerek 24 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        not funny dudes. Actually kind of terrible and really mean spirited.

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      1. Lisa Berry‏ @ru2jaded 24 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        dreadful

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      1. Morgan Blythe‏ @MorganBlythe1 24 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel like you're making fun of something I totally missed. So confused, but not laughing.

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      1. Larry‏ @bunsoftungsten 24 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wtf. This isn't funny at all. Cruel and clumsy. LOL, their wives died....?

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      1. Coastal Podcaster‏ @coastality 24 Dec 2016
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        I usually love the onion, but I don't see the joke here.

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      1. Jeff Woodruff‏ @jwoodrff 24 Dec 2016
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        lost your mind

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      1. Ron Globe‏ @Stoginata 24 Dec 2016
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        It seems by that then, they developed very dark places in their Elf shelves, short of the 12 years of Christmas's oath, shameful!

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      1. Denny‏ @Denny8260 24 Dec 2016
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        Good time of the year to lay off some writers!!!

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      1. Erin‏ @ematthews1979 24 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        thanks for being so uplifting and cheery! 😂

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      2. Ben Woodward‏ @woodwb 24 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @petefrt Wow! What a sad lost & lonely existence. Too bad they don't know the Truth.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Mike Fortier‏ @ike4tier 24 Dec 2016
        Replying to @woodwb @TheOnion @petefrt

        why is truth uppercase?

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      4. Ben Woodward‏ @woodwb 24 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ike4tier @TheOnion @petefrt

        It is. Ecause Truth is a proper noun in this context

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Mike Fortier‏ @ike4tier 24 Dec 2016
        Replying to @woodwb @TheOnion @petefrt

        but isn't truth a noun?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Ben Woodward‏ @woodwb 24 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ike4tier @TheOnion @petefrt

        Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No 1 comes 2 the Father except through me"Jn14:6

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Mike Fortier‏ @ike4tier 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @woodwb @TheOnion @petefrt

        Oh. Nihilists don't understand that stuff, but it's your opinion

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