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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Dec 2016

    Nation’s Oppressed Christians Huddle Underground To Light Single Shriveled Christmas Shrub http://trib.al/Q1noxzr pic.twitter.com/r0w5MiYRyM

    8:06 AM - 23 Dec 2016
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    38 replies 1,425 retweets 2,934 likes
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      2. Jamie‏ @jessied44 23 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Poor persecuted people. The fear in their eyes is obvious. What can we do to ease their misery?

        1 reply 1 retweet 14 likes
      3. Mary Hinge‏ @OscarFingal 23 Dec 2016
        Replying to @jessied44 @TheOnion

        Lions. Let's get them some lions.

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. Jamie‏ @jessied44 23 Dec 2016
        Replying to @OscarFingal @TheOnion

        The gladiators might go on strike if the lions get free food.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Death To Hollywood‏ @Death2Hollywood 23 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlane The fact that you joke about Christian traditions, and not Muslim or Jewish ones, exemplifies the war on Christmas

        3 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Miss Adventures 🌛 🌝 🌜‏ @SwannerJessica 23 Dec 2016
        Replying to @Death2Hollywood @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        nothing in that was actually a "Christian" tradition. It's sort of part of the joke, aye?

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. Death To Hollywood‏ @Death2Hollywood 23 Dec 2016
        Replying to @SwannerJessica @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        So you wouldn't mind if Trump or someone joked about Muslim or Jewish holidays or traditions?

        4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Miss Adventures 🌛 🌝 🌜‏ @SwannerJessica 23 Dec 2016
        Replying to @Death2Hollywood @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        I think you have missed the point. It is a satirical peice about a supposed war on Christmas.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Death To Hollywood‏ @Death2Hollywood 23 Dec 2016
        Replying to @SwannerJessica

        You seem to lack the theory of mind that would allow you to see how Christians see a joke like that as an attack.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. ryan‏ @h8ryan 23 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/hFqGZi9OOQ

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      1. Dianne Dodson‏ @pdq8ball 23 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        this will be taken as real news to every fundamentalist church in the country

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      1. John‏ @vondimby 23 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        we should open our borders for these Christmas refugees so they can escape the persecution from their barbaric "neighbours"

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      1. Quonar‏ @Quonar 23 Dec 2016
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        The sad fact is that there are nations where this actually happens...

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      1. Mosquito in the Tent‏ @ClaireENichols1 23 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The onion is really being funny here again folks😀😀😀😀😀😀🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷😀😀😀😀😀😀🐰

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      1. Kilikikero‏ @kilikikero 23 Dec 2016
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        I wonder how they'd feel if they heard that Christmas trees are a culturally appropriated, originally pagan tradition.

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      1. Donnie Crisp‏ @DonnieGtargazm 23 Dec 2016
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        RIP to the victims of the "Christian Genocide". Real Information Pending. 😎😗😎🤣pic.twitter.com/iAPuSzpEz8

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      1. Don Hartman‏ @icavalera63 23 Dec 2016
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        http://www.theonion.com/article/islamic-extremist-gives-up-on-radicalizing-dim-wit-32189 …

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      2.  🇦🇱 Pistol Pete‏ @PissedAlbanian 23 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlane the problem with liberals is they want a freedom taken away for every one the repubs take away. In the end we lose

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Zoo Munch‏ @ZooMunch 23 Dec 2016
        Replying to @PissedAlbanian @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        you missed the joke and your tirade is not original

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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