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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Dec 2016

    God Weirded Out By Christian Who Loves Him After Only Month In Church http://trib.al/uQfWoG3 pic.twitter.com/ADc4BKhKVS

    8:21 PM - 22 Dec 2016
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      1. GARY KILLPACK‏ @JNE4KLPK 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I didn't know god allowed someone to live in his house, let alone for a month. what's the rent? got parking? I'd like a sauna but

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      2. Jerk Store‏ @jerk_store_ 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ryohazuki__

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      3.  👻 🎃ryo 1 👻 🎃‏ @ryohazuki__ 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @jerk_store_ @TheOnion

        relevant

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      1. WordsMatter‏ @millj919 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @DechertWilliam Most people don't know the Onion is funny satire on things and made up for chuckles. Afraid of that ignorance!

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      1. T Roy‏ @T_RoyReborn 22 Dec 2016
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        wow, talk about a revelation.

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      1. Sarah Cinematic‏ @SarahCinematic 23 Dec 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane 😄

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      1. mark ledbetter‏ @ledbettermark 23 Dec 2016
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        Sounds like Putin and Trump. For real.

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      1.  💜Michelle Seymour 💜‏ @michelle4angel 23 Dec 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane how to fall in love in 30 days.... easy. 👍🏻👍🏻

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      1. Archie Debunker‏ @ArcheeDebunker 23 Dec 2016
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        THIS JUST IN: Rapido Xian convert Dale Evans, who was rejected, leaves rabbit boiling in one of gawd's pots.

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      1. Ruprect‏ @Siddhartist11 23 Dec 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. AttitudeKiller‏ @DesEnTNaiLa1 23 Dec 2016
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        follow me.. AttitudeKiller @DesEnTNaiLa1

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      1. Rasika Mendis‏ @Rasi_World 23 Dec 2016
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        have you not heard of instant attraction... Often referred to as 'love at first sight'? 😉

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      1.  ◾‏ @EATPRAYNAMI 22 Dec 2016
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        lmao

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      1. WordsMatter‏ @millj919 22 Dec 2016
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        @DechertWilliam Not visiting, ty. You condone slaves, sex slavery, mass murder, rape, incest, even cannibalism. Write new book.

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      1. Steven Anderson‏ @StevenA92373684 22 Dec 2016
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        oh Seth ur at it again brother. For an atheist u sure do bring God up quite a bit pal. Hopefully uve changed

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      1. say.my.name‏ @NoUser42 22 Dec 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane I laughed a lil too hard, a lil too long😉

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      1. Wen Martenson‏ @Vgn4Life 22 Dec 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane @TheGoodGodAbove Gid, is this true?

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