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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Dec 2016

    DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series http://trib.al/Ekr2lv8 pic.twitter.com/3Gf6yu6Wz3

    10:16 AM - 22 Dec 2016
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    19 replies 427 retweets 872 likes
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      1. K. Moon‏ @mbrez79 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lena is a national treasure don't disparage her please

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      2. Kuba‏ @StarshipJake 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @mbrez79 @TheOnion

        and like all treasures, she should be buried somewhere on an island by pirates.

        2 replies 1 retweet 52 likes
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      1. Yung Nginx‏ @YogiWanKenobi 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OK which @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE host is moonlighting at the onion?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      2. Toby Pinder‏ @tobypinder 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @YogiWanKenobi @TheOnion @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE

        I know right? I saw this first time round and asked the same thing

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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    3. B.J. Sutton‏ @PrettyBadLefty 22 Dec 2016
      Replying to @TheOnion

      @Delendarius Nahhh. The Onion's satire has gotten too subtle. This is some Poe's Law stuff.

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    4. A ♠️A ♥️  🇺🇸 🥃 🏀 🎥‏ @aaptethegreat 22 Dec 2016
      Replying to @TheOnion

      this is so hilarious!

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    5. Andrew‏ @Andrew98616544 22 Dec 2016
      Replying to @TheOnion

      BAHAHAHA!

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    6. Ace‏ @MTNMAN1958 22 Dec 2016
      Replying to @TheOnion

      Lena who?

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    7. Chuck & Joey‏ @ChicagoChuckie 22 Dec 2016
      Replying to @TheOnion

      Yes! Loll!!

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    8. Biamonte Photography‏ @704Livin 22 Dec 2016
      Replying to @TheOnion

      @KateOH 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢😖

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    9. Skinny Filter‏ @SkinnyFilter Jan 2
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      pic.twitter.com/x9CjNAVEch

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    10. CJH8768‏ @CJH348768 22 Dec 2016
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      How about looking out for the concerns of blue collar Americans instead of the whiny bitches?

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    11. Big Ole Boy‏ @redbeardmanman 22 Dec 2016
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      its so sad that if this was a real news headline id believe it

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    12. Escobedo‏ @margo_escobedo 22 Dec 2016
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      @billpostmus and there's the DNCs problem-they think Lena Dunham connects with your average American

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    13. Jeune‏ @ExMrsSallah 22 Dec 2016
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      Hahaha... @TheOnion @billpostmus

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    14. KEVIN BULLARD‏ @KEVINBULLARD 22 Dec 2016
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      true

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    15. Ashley Katchadourian‏ @morgesona 22 Dec 2016
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      Y'all are showing your Wisconsin...take that as you will

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    16. JMB  🚺 💄 ❤‏ @Michelle031080 22 Dec 2016
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      😂😂😂😉😉

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