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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Dec 2016

    Intergalactic Law Enforcement Officers Place Energy Shackles On Hillary Clinton http://trib.al/5rx6Ds5 pic.twitter.com/LgKZ2jOSSZ

    5:11 PM - 21 Dec 2016
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    20 replies 253 retweets 641 likes
      1. Thor Silverstein‏ @ThorSilverstein 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Republicans weeping with joy because they think this is a real article and the Intergalactic Police is an actual thing.

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      1. Skip Godfrey‏ @skipgodfrey 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hillary is so weak a ten year old could put a leash around her neck and just lead her away. Wouldn't need any energy shackles.

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      1. Alan Bayman‏ @lucienshand 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Somebody post this on facebook to see how many conservatives buy it.

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      1. Mike‏ @liberalbastion 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I always thought was weird she took so much money from weyland-yutani

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      1. Kyle‏ @Kyle069043391 22 Dec 2016
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        finally justice will be served

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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard 21 Dec 2016
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        "@TheOnion: Intergalactic Law Enforcement Officers Place Energy Shackles On Hillary Clinton http://trib.al/5rx6Ds5 pic.twitter.com/TjbNydDCNj

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      1. Molly Arabella‏ @Cat_Santleben 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hillary @TheOnion is #CA and #NY arch #NeoLiberalCentreRight who literally live in a US "bio-sphere" bubble, so no need for space cadets. :)

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      1. CJ‏ @CJnaturals 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL!😂

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      1. Edward M Dunne‏ @dunne_ed 21 Dec 2016
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        is that a fat hellboy and Abraham?

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      1. Sir Bacon‏ @baconshire 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        cc @ApprovedNews6

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      1. Man with the Can‏ @Virtual_Glory 21 Dec 2016
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        In daring Intergalactic coup,the United Soviet Planets of Andromeda captured Hilary Clinton!

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      1. shelly‏ @shelly2161 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        dropped into a black hole.

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      1. shelly‏ @shelly2161 21 Dec 2016
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        The interstellar Alliance does not become involved in the affairs of puny humans, the author of this fake news will be .....

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      1. Pony Boy‏ @PonyBoy636 21 Dec 2016
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        I wish

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      1. John Slaney‏ @JohnSlaneyagain 21 Dec 2016
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        ENCAPSULATE HER! ENCAPSULATE HER!

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