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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Dec 2016

    Trump Complains Entire Personality Rigged Against Him http://trib.al/OTfaNVJ pic.twitter.com/18DQuXTySa

    3:41 PM - 21 Dec 2016
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    23 replies 652 retweets 1,709 likes
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      2. Greg Beach‏ @gbeach2106 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At least he does not blame the Russians, or something/somebody new each week for losing!

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Karen‏ @Karen32761944 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @gbeach2106

        Gregor train yourself in recognizing fact over fiction

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      4. Greg Beach‏ @gbeach2106 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @Karen32761944

        WTF are you talking about. That is reality - have your head in the sand or what.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. CJ‏ @CYNJONES 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ; Trump is delusional and him & his cronies are habitual liars.

        1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes
      3. Karen‏ @Karen32761944 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @CYNJONES

        i thought all my life there was a backup plan for this insanity/I was wrong

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. CJ‏ @CYNJONES 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @Karen32761944

        ; Were the backup plan, so the fixing & fighting starts all over again maybe we'll get it right this time.

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      2. Brie Rogers‏ @BrieRogers 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ahhh the good ole days; when drumpf was merely a presidential nominee and I still had faith in humanity.

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
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      1. estee tabernac‏ @esteetabernac 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I swear @TheOnion is the only thing that is gonna get us through the next four years. 😉😎

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      1. m‏ @MarcoTotti14 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He has a tiny penis.

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      2. righteous axe‏ @righteousaxe 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That moron's about to become President of The United States of America, Dems didn't challenge one vote. Who's stupider?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard 21 Dec 2016
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        "@TheOnion: Trump Complains Entire Personality Rigged Against Him http://trib.al/OTfaNVJ  pic.twitter.com/UFfdLBYtBm"

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      1. Yoga Lamb‏ @LambYoga 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RamonEGarcia2 For once, he's right. 😊

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      1. Lavender  🌒‏ @lav_sunrise 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Incoming lawsuit (again)

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      1. mona‏ @monacommish 21 Dec 2016
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        one of your better ones 😄😄

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      1. Elizabeth yazzie‏ @Elizabethyazzi8 22 Dec 2016
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        I" trying to see wwhat' happening with Donald trump

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