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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Dec 2016

    Death Row Inmate Saving Some Of Last Meal For Between Execution Attempts http://trib.al/sPb7Hnn pic.twitter.com/OE63o4eIHV

    8:29 PM - 20 Dec 2016
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      1.  🇺🇸 ❌USA Whole Pork ❌ 🇺🇸‏ @PorkChop_sw 20 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is funny, in all the wrong ways!!

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      1. stoneßu∂∂ha‏ @stone3u66ha 20 Dec 2016
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        dudes, @TheOnion , so dark!

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      1. llahrevrac annig‏ @GinaCarverhall 20 Dec 2016
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        ....not much trust in the system after all.

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      1. The Original Myiq2xu™‏ @realmyiq2xu2 20 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brain-damaged Ricky Ray Rector (executed by Bill Clinton) told the guards to save his dessert for later.

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      2. Auntie Maxines Fav  😄‏ @ThoughtsNTruths 20 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😒 moron. Like theyre gonna hv his plate of food sitting thr while they off him. He'll be strapped to a table foaming at the mouth.

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      3. Ray‏ @RaymondW21c 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ThoughtsNTruths @TheOnion

        You know The Onion publishes satire, right?

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      1. Tamara Carlisle‏ @TamaraCarlisle8 22 Dec 2016
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        @Lasry08 I am dumbfounded 😮

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      1. Madeline, Washer of Brains‏ @ChicagoDungeon 21 Dec 2016
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        Often satire proves a crucial point upon which humanity hinges. The death penalty is nothing more than pablum for the fearful.

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      1. jarek jest rekinem‏ @jarekyashu 21 Dec 2016
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        @fourfeeterkurwa

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      1. Brew‏ @Brewnoe 20 Dec 2016
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        McRib and Shamrock Shake?

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 20 Dec 2016
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        Let me put it another way...orange outside of a fruit or drink makes me pause and say....Whattttt:) Alice....is that you?

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      1. marcus_maxximista‏ @ido4me_period 20 Dec 2016
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        @NikkiGlaser Why not just put a bullet between his eyes? Or his mouth. He's hungry, let him eat lead. #foh

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 20 Dec 2016
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        Ever have one one of those late nite urges...like a pregnant women who has to have it? Meats meat and man's gotta eat said he.

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      1. Jim Lohmar‏ @jimlohmar 20 Dec 2016
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        jesus christ

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