This is funny, in all the wrong ways!!
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dudes,
@TheOnion , so dark!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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....not much trust in the system after all.
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Brain-damaged Ricky Ray Rector (executed by Bill Clinton) told the guards to save his dessert for later.
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moron. Like theyre gonna hv his plate of food sitting thr while they off him. He'll be strapped to a table foaming at the mouth. -
You know The Onion publishes satire, right?
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@Lasry08 I am dumbfounded
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Often satire proves a crucial point upon which humanity hinges. The death penalty is nothing more than pablum for the fearful.
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McRib and Shamrock Shake?
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Let me put it another way...orange outside of a fruit or drink makes me pause and say....Whattttt:) Alice....is that you?
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@NikkiGlaser Why not just put a bullet between his eyes? Or his mouth. He's hungry, let him eat lead.#fohThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Ever have one one of those late nite urges...like a pregnant women who has to have it? Meats meat and man's gotta eat said he.
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jesus christ
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