Salmon sucks. I'll buy bigger pants.
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!!Bravo! The truth is out there!
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Salmon-chanted evening...
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Phew! I don't feel so bad about my bacon and vodka diet!
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@emilymelberger :/
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that's a
#doublenegative. Write this instead: "USDA admits weight loss only possible for people who eat salmon"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I feel sorry for all those that are up to larger waistlines! Salmon tonight! Lol
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Maybe they don't like the caramelized onions!
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