Ha ha ha. Since it really isn't a religious holiday. I'm good. (Jesus was NOT born on Dec 25th)
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Thx, Captain Obvious. Is there any1 on the planet who does NOT know that?But it's been theirs since 4th century, so dibs
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Well you have to be willing to live a certain way and everyone has to like your friends.
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OK but we can switch back afterwards, right?
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since the Christian stole Christmas from the pagans, there is plenty of time to become a pagan
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getting angrier and angrier aren't you, smarty pants?
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but no time to proof your tweets?
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I am a Pastor, I'm going to work extra hard on my Christmas Eve sermon, call it "It's not too late to convert." Thank you Onion!
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you mean there is enough time to become a pagan right? Christmas is not a Christian holiday
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But Christmas USED to be a religious Holiday. Then the Americans bastardised it with crass commercialism.
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aren't you an American? And no Christmas was a pagan holiday, never religious a one
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FWIW, I'm not an American...
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okay that explains much
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Can you imagine if liberals converted, if Islamists converted, and if all pols who are not Christian did it? The US =a beacon.
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A beacon? Lmfao. Jesus of America is NOTHING like Jesus of Nazareth. US Xtianity=bunch of weirdo's & science deniers
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But you're running out of time to post about Saturnalia on Facebook!!!pic.twitter.com/S6JWhb1cOH
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I'd rather devolve into an amoeba than christianity.
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Or from.
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