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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Dec 2016

    Report: There Still Time To Convert To Christianity Before Christmas Starts http://trib.al/GcQQJ7F pic.twitter.com/jBLpOb5ojk

    9:31 AM - 20 Dec 2016
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      2. It's never too late to choke!!!‏ @SamBam39 20 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ha ha ha. Since it really isn't a religious holiday. I'm good. (Jesus was NOT born on Dec 25th)

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      3. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot 20 Dec 2016
        Replying to @SamBam39 @TheOnion

        Thx, Captain Obvious. Is there any1 on the planet who does NOT know that?But it's been theirs since 4th century, so dibs

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      1. Gary Reidenbach‏ @AgentsOfChilled 20 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well you have to be willing to live a certain way and everyone has to like your friends. #kindalikebondage

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      1. EdSmelly‏ @ed_smelly 20 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OK but we can switch back afterwards, right?

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      1. Carrie Larson‏ @getitdone51 20 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        since the Christian stole Christmas from the pagans, there is plenty of time to become a pagan

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      1. Donovan Conley‏ @TTableaus 20 Dec 2016
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        getting angrier and angrier aren't you, smarty pants?

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      1. Al Pollock‏ @alpwriting 20 Dec 2016
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        but no time to proof your tweets?

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      2. Dave Langille‏ @cdnusboy 20 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I am a Pastor, I'm going to work extra hard on my Christmas Eve sermon, call it "It's not too late to convert." Thank you Onion!

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      3. Carrie Larson‏ @getitdone51 20 Dec 2016
        Replying to @cdnusboy @TheOnion

        you mean there is enough time to become a pagan right? Christmas is not a Christian holiday

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      4. David H‏ @dchwgtn1 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @getitdone51 @cdnusboy @TheOnion

        But Christmas USED to be a religious Holiday. Then the Americans bastardised it with crass commercialism.

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      5. Carrie Larson‏ @getitdone51 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @dchwgtn1 @cdnusboy @TheOnion

        aren't you an American? And no Christmas was a pagan holiday, never religious a one

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      6. Dave Langille‏ @cdnusboy 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @getitdone51 @dchwgtn1 @TheOnion

        FWIW, I'm not an American...

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      7. Carrie Larson‏ @getitdone51 22 Dec 2016
        Replying to @cdnusboy @dchwgtn1 @TheOnion

        okay that explains much

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      2. Kenneth Glenn Koons‏ @KoonsGlenn 20 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can you imagine if liberals converted, if Islamists converted, and if all pols who are not Christian did it? The US =a beacon.

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      3. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot 20 Dec 2016
        Replying to @KoonsGlenn @TheOnion

        A beacon? Lmfao. Jesus of America is NOTHING like Jesus of Nazareth. US Xtianity=bunch of weirdo's & science deniers

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      1. Justin Coates‏ @dreary_terrors 20 Dec 2016
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        But you're running out of time to post about Saturnalia on Facebook!!!pic.twitter.com/S6JWhb1cOH

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      1. Malum Scientificus‏ @thorfinn911 20 Dec 2016
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        I'd rather devolve into an amoeba than christianity.

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 20 Dec 2016
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        Or from.

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