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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Dec 2016

    Horrible Facebook Algorithm Accident Results In Exposure To New Ideas http://trib.al/DZMM3Fo pic.twitter.com/pjtwEaZMGY

    6:11 AM - 20 Dec 2016
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    18 replies 982 retweets 1,611 likes
      1. Jason Voorhees  🎃‏ @JasonBoydWrites 20 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Worst part is? Doesn't feel like satire.

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      1. jerry654‏ @jerry654 20 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        guy syeals our ideas then makes mony for free a true slave owner

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      1. NegativeSplits‏ @NegativeSplits 20 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        . @huntermaats. This made me think of @mixedmentalarts

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      1. Jürgen Olivier‏ @jurgenol 1 Apr 2017
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        and again... This is great.

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      1. ATC (Amy the creAtor)‏Verified account @AmyHouckCEO 21 Dec 2016
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        😹😹😹

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      1. surfSalterpath‏ @surfsalterpath 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @WolfJeremyR

        facebook sucks!

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      1. @louisb@mastodon.tetaneutral.net‏ @LouisBilliet 21 Dec 2016
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        "you’ll never again encounter any ideas on our site that are in any way novel" je m'en doutait, mais ça fait froid dans le dos

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      1. Phillip Levin‏ @philliplevin 20 Dec 2016
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        This is gold

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      1. unclejimmyjons‏ @unclejimmyjons 20 Dec 2016
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        @benshapiro What a joke, and unbelievable to think there are people applauding this stuff

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      1. L.D.H.‏ @telligirl1960 20 Dec 2016
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        @benshapiro Love it and Hate it at the same time 🤣

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      1. Silence DoGood‏ @cbjm1972 20 Dec 2016
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        Scary thing is - it could be real news at this point.

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      1. Patrick Dixon‏ @patrick_dixon 20 Dec 2016
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        .@benshapiro FAKE NEWS! … FB’s fake news filter is going to ruin the fun of people falling for @TheOnion stories about Biden’s trans am

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      1. L I ⛧ M‏ @ActualLiam 20 Dec 2016
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        i thought Zuck invented that site for Harvard kids to try to fuck each other. it's for finding new ideas now?

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      1. Amr Samir‏ @avoidaccess 20 Dec 2016
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        I once masturbated and that led me to new ideas of ejaculating..

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      1. GV‏ @gvmygirl 20 Dec 2016
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        and real news too?

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      1. Matt, Just Matt.‏ @MattAsAHatter 20 Dec 2016
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        Always on point.

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