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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Dec 2016

    Aunt On Facebook Casually Advocates War Crime http://trib.al/wAcXZVX pic.twitter.com/YVhqCY7rjl

    5:46 PM - 19 Dec 2016
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    • martín ✌🏼 neek (lovebug) Zane Axten Jordan Marcus ur girl sav ! john dickey Henry J.F.C. 𝕯𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖊𝖊 ☕️
    17 replies 846 retweets 1,914 likes
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      2. Thor Silverstein‏ @ThorSilverstein 19 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Might be satire, but that's a fairly typical Republican mindset.

        1 reply 0 retweets 27 likes
      3. Kim Murphy‏ @kimmurphy100 19 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ThorSilverstein @TheOnion

        I bet it's real. Our new president said the same thing, right?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Thor Silverstein‏ @ThorSilverstein 19 Dec 2016
        Replying to @kimmurphy100 @TheOnion

        Our new 'President' has suggested worse than that.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Paul Grzelak‏ @PaulGrzelak 19 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake news, the grammar is never that good!

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      1. Bernadette #VOTE  🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈 ☮️ ❤️‏ @VintageKnits 19 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unfortunately not really an Onion story... too true.😥

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      1. Spidey 🕷 ❄‏ @AnarchyArachnid 20 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        when did you start posting real news?

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      1. Kenny P‏ @28Haitiankids 19 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why is @TheOnion reporting real news?

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      1. Sol Milne‏ @solomilne 19 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        not sure this is satire... @tedcruz spoke in favour of carpet bombing, so essentially the same thing

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      1. Marc‏ @marcobrau 19 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CKMorency Not really satire.

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      2. Keenan Powell‏ @keenan1960 19 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The problem with this is I can see people saying this for real.

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      1. Scott Menor‏Verified account @smenor 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is at its best / saddest when they do stories that are more or less true @MazMHussain

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      1. Donald Schmoll‏ @donschmoll 20 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is just to close to real! Is the Onion looking to become mainstream factual, or is the real world jus catching up?

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      2. TXDOE‏ @deborahkdoe 20 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No. The kids. They grow up & avenge families killed in home towns. And we allow them here. Help them but send them back home.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Krystal 🐝‏ @Kriscental 21 Dec 2016
        Replying to @deborahkdoe

        wouldn't the mean they're more likely to join the US in the fight against ISIS? They kill their families more than westerners'.

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      1. Derek Ganser-Tario 🌹‏ @DerekGT 19 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        everyone should be locked up until they can prove they're not terrorists.

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      1. Liz‏ @SaveWest1 19 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        🤣😂🤣😂

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      1. porter‏ @meporters 19 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @aycoyle also nathan that one time

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