Might be satire, but that's a fairly typical Republican mindset.
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I bet it's real. Our new president said the same thing, right?
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Our new 'President' has suggested worse than that.
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Fake news, the grammar is never that good!
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Unfortunately not really an Onion story... too true.
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when did you start posting real news?
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Why is
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not sure this is satire...
@tedcruz spoke in favour of carpet bombing, so essentially the same thingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@CKMorency Not really satire.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The problem with this is I can see people saying this for real.
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is at its best / saddest when they do stories that are more or less true
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this is just to close to real! Is the Onion looking to become mainstream factual, or is the real world jus catching up?
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No. The kids. They grow up & avenge families killed in home towns. And we allow them here. Help them but send them back home.
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wouldn't the mean they're more likely to join the US in the fight against ISIS? They kill their families more than westerners'.
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everyone should be locked up until they can prove they're not terrorists.
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@aycoyle also nathan that one timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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