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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Dec 2016

    World Leaders Pour Into Washington To Pay Last Respects To Dying Nation http://trib.al/mi4YZOz pic.twitter.com/UYSYyLDNQL

    11:59 AM - 18 Dec 2016
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    26 replies 842 retweets 1,621 likes
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      2. Timb‏ @timbob711 18 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Ttom925 is this tweet from 8 years ago?

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Lyal Grissom‏ @lcgrissom 18 Dec 2016
        Replying to @timbob711 @TheOnion @Ttom925

        nah, probably 16

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Timb‏ @timbob711 18 Dec 2016
        Replying to @lcgrissom @TheOnion @Ttom925

        ohhhhh 32 ya say

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Lyal Grissom‏ @lcgrissom 18 Dec 2016
        Replying to @timbob711 @TheOnion @Ttom925

        nah 48

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      6. Alt-torney General‏ @GerberZak 18 Dec 2016
        Replying to @lcgrissom @timbob711 and

        dying take a long time be patient

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. “Dr.” Murray Fullerton  😇 🙏 👹‏ @MurrayFullerton 18 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm old enough to remember when The Onion was funny.

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      2. Waltzing Matilda‏ @EnslavedByCats 18 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Satire at its finest is both humorous & uncomfortable bc the truth hurts. All who think the US can't crumble is living in a bubble

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC 19 Dec 2016
        Replying to @EnslavedByCats @TheOnion

        We've watched it crumble for the last 8 yrs.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Waltzing Matilda‏ @EnslavedByCats 19 Dec 2016
        Replying to @DBTINC @TheOnion

        U think the last 8 have been bad? U ain't seen nothin' yet. Wave bye-bye 2 democracy & say howdy 2 kleptocracy, chump

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Gil Zimmerman, Jr., JD‏ @publius4 18 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You folks used to be funny!

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      1. Duke9555‏ @duke9555 18 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah dying with a 19 TRILLION $ GDP ....try again onions

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      1. Akumajou Dracula X‏ @Tedverse 18 Dec 2016
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        It's kinda' really saddened to see how low you people have fallen. You used to be someone. Maybe one that that'll return.

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      1. Baadmaster‏ @Baadmaster 18 Dec 2016
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        People will think this is true. Get better jokes.

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      1. CJ Flyer‏ @CJFlyer91 18 Dec 2016
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        well Barry tried to kill it

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      1. Bryant Compton‏ @ChannelEi8ht 18 Dec 2016
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        It was never dying. #America shall survive.

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      1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC 19 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Will it at last kill the Onion as well?

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      1. pre-existing dem‏ @absinthe 18 Dec 2016
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        pic.twitter.com/QkH7j7B7Yw

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      1. Jason Gill‏ @jasonwrite 18 Dec 2016
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        Dead men walking to pay tribute to the dying. Beautiful.

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      1. Peggy McLain‏ @PeggyKelly 18 Dec 2016
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        And will arise in January 💥

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